Dude, gross!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out that my lovely, amazing boyfriend likes to pee in everything other than the toilet. This includes: Hawaiian punch jugs, the sink, empty cans/bottles, and out of my window. FML
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rocker_chick105 31

He's saving you water by not using the toilet, come on OP it's the next biggest thing in being green!

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Almighty_Chris97 6

Except guys don't require toilet paper to pee.

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TheDrudgeChild 4

This is actually a medical compulsion, I think OP's boyfriend needs help.

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ProhibitionRose 14

Not everyone is perfect. We've all got our own flaws. Just politely tell him it bothers you and hope for the best...

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br0ccoli 14

If your cat is more well-mannered than your boyfriend, you have a problem.

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Perdition 4

This is why you shouldn't procreate with your cousin - what's being created isn't proper.

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ilaleahcim 6

Hey, I remember you from two comments ago!

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gracehi 31

My double post was an accident due to a malfunction of the website, whereas you deliberately double posted not once, but twice because apparently you have a low self esteem and have to anonymously rip on others' innocent mistakes to feel superior. Now who shouldn't reproduce, again?

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Perdition 4

Thank YOU for double posting, the addition and editing of the few words that altered your post from its original state make it such a greater piece of intellectual property.

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gracehi 31

I used to have a cat who refused to use his litter box, then again he was a cat. You're boyfriend has issues.

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gracehi 31

Oops, typo. *Your boyfriend has issues. Have mercy grammar nazis!

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