Dude, gross!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out that my lovely, amazing boyfriend likes to pee in everything other than the toilet. This includes: Hawaiian punch jugs, the sink, empty cans/bottles, and out of my window. FML
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rocker_chick105 31

He's saving you water by not using the toilet, come on OP it's the next biggest thing in being green!

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Almighty_Chris97 6

Except guys don't require toilet paper to pee.

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Perdition 4

I once met someone who double posted; capitalizing "he" and adding a very well-placed "sooooo" just made your comment THT much better.

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gracehi 31

I once had a cat who refused to use his litter box. Then again HE was a cat sooooo... Your boyfriend has issues.

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gracehi 31

Sorry for the double post, guys. This thread was really glitchy earlier and my first comment didn't show up at first so I posted it again and attempted to improve it.

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Andrew910 5

Toilets are overrated.

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nick457 0

Sounds like me but outside behind buildings lmao , hey if u gotta go you gotta go

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daizttgg 9

Um.... No sorry there is no advice for that, that's gross OP, you should potty train him :3

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BecomeMine 0

Haha you should just have a massive waterfall next to your house

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Sassafrass1991 3

At least he doesn't pee in your butt :)

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I_Punch_Babies 7

if he wont use the toilet then he needs to learn to piss outside...but one unanswered question though. where does he shit?

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mhopper 13

I was thinking the same thing! I'd be more worried about shit than piss. Maybe it's time to invest in adult diapers?

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