Annoying and Movies: Dude, STFU! - FML

Dude, STFU!

By Cyberdeeder - 13/10/2008 08:19

Today, at the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film. FML

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Shut up

By anon - 04/05/2009 21:56 - United States

Today, I was sitting in a theater waiting for the movie to start when a hot guy sat next to me. Trying to impress him, I made seemingly witty comments to my friend throughout the movie. When it ended, he loudly complained to his friends about the 'annoying girl' sitting next to him. FML

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Move!

By Mogg - 18/12/2009 08:42 - Australia

Today, I was at the cinema. There was a really tall woman in front of me and whenever I leaned to the right or left she would lean to the same side I do. Later, she started laughing. They guy next to her was telling her where I moved. FML

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By BC94 - 16/07/2012 04:21 - United States - Mcminnville

Today, I went to a movie with this guy. He was late so the only seats available were the ones in the very front which he refused to sit in. As we were looking for two seats, he spotted one near the back and sat down, leaving me to sit by myself in the front. FML

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By anonymous - 17/12/2011 02:06 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my friends. All throughout, some guy kept making weird sounds and breathing deeply. Midway through the movie, he got even louder. Just as I was about to snap, chunks of vomit sprayed over my chair and shoulders. FML

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By sheyo - 05/03/2009 01:13 - Canada

Today, I went to the movies with some girlfriends. The guy behind us was making these pervy, heavy breathing noises, so we threw some popcorn at him. When the movie finished, we saw him in a wheelchair - with a breathing tube sticking out of his neck. FML

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By zaynemaliksvagina - 24/06/2015 17:10 - United States - Shrewsbury

Today, I was having a rough day, so I decided to go to the movies to unwind. 15 minutes in, some assmunch behind me said "This movie sucks!" then dumped his drink over my head and ran out. FML

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By that girl has a beard - 04/08/2015 07:33 - Canada

Today, I went to the movies. A really cute girl sat beside me. I tried to strike up a conversation with her until she turned to look at me and I realized he was a guy. I couldn't even finish the movie because I felt his judging eyes burn holes into me the entire time. FML

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By power corrupts... - 07/08/2011 20:29 - Czech Republic

Today, at my job as a movie theater attendant, my boss finally eased up and let me sit in on one of the movies. One woman kept laughing out loud every other line. After ten minutes of her braying like a dying horse, I got up and had her ejected from the theater. I'm a terrible person. FML

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By Smirky - 13/02/2017 02:30 - India - Bangalore

Today, while walking down the aisle of a movie theatre, I passed gas so loudly that the audience missed the climax of the film laughing at me. FML

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By drfeelgood93 - 04/08/2010 22:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to the cinema with a girl I like. Knowing she has a bit of a soft spot for me, I was keen to sit in the back row. Too bad her sister tagged along, insisted that we sit somewhere else, and scolded me every time I so much looked at her. I ended up paying for the unwanted guest as well. FML

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JFLESH 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 7:08

I ******* hate people like that

SummerWind 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 21:40

God, what a dick! Hope you told him off, and that he never watches a movie again.

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PoolOfIck 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 5:59

this guy sounds a bit like me :D :P

cramazing 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 16:59

its called getting up and walkin to another ******* seat u assshole

helpmeiamblind 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 0:04

Everyone has the right to comment on a movie. It's part of the experience. OP is a selfish prick and #45 is a prick as well.

ConstantlyHorny 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 7:25

SLASH THAT ******'S TIRES

stone_light 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 22:37

ydi if u didnt tell him to stfu but if u did then good work

frannytrois64 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 7:19

Did he have a disorder? Or was he just an ass? Should have slapped him.

vampirechick 0

Friday 14 August 2009 8:34

if it were me, i would have done this. him:*laughs, talks, ext* me: excuse me sir, but would you mind keeping it down? and if he was still being an ass- him: *laughs, talks, ext* me: sir, you are being realy inconsiderate, please stop and if he still wouldn't stop- him: *laughs, talks, ext* me: SHUT UP! SOME PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO WATCH THE MOVIE! IF YOU WANT TO MAKE COMMENTS THEN GO BLOG ABOUT IT! SERIOUSLY, YOU ARE PROBABLY THE MOST ANNOYING PERSON IVE EVER MET! and if he STILL wouldn't stop- him: *laughs, talks, ext* me: *bitchslaps* are you gonna keep talking or do you need me to give you a wedgie too? yea, but i hope you did something about it. i wouldve had a feild day with this guy!

Helped 35

Tuesday 2 April 2013 11:30

Likewise.

Zubat_fml 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 13:44

People like that? They need to be sterilized, swear to ****.

ashiedeanilz 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 18:09

this honestly isn't that bad. i went to the movies with one of my friends once and the people in the row behind us spat coke into her hair.

YouSuckAtL1fe 0

Monday 24 August 2009 0:30

YDI for liking movies

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