DUDE! WTF?
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i like how the FML shifts from past to present tense.
haha i was the police if you wood given me 20 bucks i wood have left lol
this reminds me of the part on hall pass where the guy goes to " take out the trash" and then starts masturbating in his car and the cops come by and just start laughing
Funny! You I take it you were in a car? Truck or SUV might not have been noticed.
That's right girl
Why would you do it in traffic....? I mean I understand if you're driving not sitting in traffic...
It's so much easier for a girl to get away with it, cuz they don't have to pull anything out of their pants like us men
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How in the world did you think nobody would see you?? Doesn't your car have windows like the rest of us?
lmao, shoulda told him that it itched, you were just scratching. Or ask if he wanted to join in.