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It's called fashion, OK? Look it up.

By Seamstressed - 09/02/2017 20:00 - Italy

Today, I was sewing a top. Due to a mistake, I had to unstitch the zipper and resew it. When I was almost done, I noticed that the zipper was upside down. FML

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By loser - 10/10/2009 20:45 - France

Today, I was at a bar and very drunk. I went to the urinal and when I was done I went to zip up when I realized I never unzipped. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 604

You deserved it 61 299

By Anonymous - 19/11/2012 21:08 - United States - Nutley

Today, I realized I'd put on my shirt on inside out, so I went to the bathroom stalls to fix it. As I was taking it off, I accidentally dropped it in the toilet. FML

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You deserved it 6 157

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2024 06:00 - United States - Norristown

Today, it was picture day at my school. After I got home, I realized my shirt was on inside out… and backwards. FML

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You deserved it 386

By Anonymous - 25/10/2009 18:28 - United States

Today, while at the store, my fly became undone. It doesn't seem that bad unless an old lady comes to "zip it up for you." FML

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You deserved it 4 134

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2023 22:00

Today, my dear wife, an expert seamstress, took apart one shoulder of my favourite vest, looping the whole shirt through itself like a figure of eight, then stitched it back up. It took me over a full minute to realise why I suddenly couldn’t fold it flat, and she recorded me failing at it. FML

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You deserved it 139

By Jorgina226 - 11/08/2010 16:33 - United States

Today, I found my old sewing machine I got when I was a kid. I never used it before, because when I was younger, I was afraid I might sew my fingers. Laughing at myself, I decided to sew up an old bag. I sewed my thumb. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 938

You deserved it 27 096

By Anonymous - 15/05/2018 01:30

Today, I really had to pee at work and rushed to the urinal. I unzipped but couldn't find the hole in the front of my boxers and ended up pissing my pants. I had put my boxers on backwards. FML

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You deserved it 3 713

By anonymous - 17/05/2016 00:29 - United States - Ashland

Today, at the laundromat. I loaded a huge load into the top dryer, put all the quarters in, and started the bottom one. I realized my mistake when I came to check on it. FML

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You deserved it 3 829

By Anonymous - 14/10/2009 03:25 - France

Today, I was so bored, I sewed my name into my underwear. FML

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You deserved it 13 894

By Bobby M - 16/05/2011 16:33 - Ireland

Today, I got circumcised by my zipper. FML

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You deserved it 10 688

mcruff 12

Thursday 9 February 2017 20:11

Back to the lab again

yes31601 16

Thursday 9 February 2017 20:08

Wear the top upside down, obviously

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yes31601 16

Thursday 9 February 2017 20:08

Wear the top upside down, obviously

mcruff 12

Thursday 9 February 2017 20:11

Back to the lab again

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 9 February 2017 21:40

Don't think of it as upside down, proclaim it as a fashion statement.

AidanKozak 13

Thursday 9 February 2017 23:15

Italians, am I right?

spena21 0

Friday 10 February 2017 0:27

learn how to sow

bernie81000 10

Friday 10 February 2017 1:55

you deserved it dummy

jcash52426 5

Friday 10 February 2017 3:29

Why didn't lay everything out before you started you sewing. It sorta like the construction say measure twice cut once.

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Today, I went to the airport to pick up my long-distance boyfriend. Having waited six months for this, I was stoked. After waiting for three hours and sending numerous messages, I was eventually informed I was a week early. FML

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Today, my GPS told me that I'd reached my destination. In the middle of the highway. FML

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