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By Anonymous - 29/09/2009 02:53 - Canada

Today, was my wedding day and I had been preparing my speech for my husband for about 3 months. At the wedding, I poured my heart out to him. Did he do the same? My husband forgot about it and right before the wedding, took his from his first marriage and changed the name. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2012 06:00 - United States - Santa Fe

Today, it was my wedding day. When my soon-to-be-husband was saying his vows, he didn't say my name. He said his mother's. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2009 21:22 - United States

Today, it was my wedding day. I gave a speech about the first time my wife and I met. I said I knew she was the perfect woman for me and it was love at first sight. I looked to my right as she stormed off and then realized I had told a story about my ex-girlfriend who was sitting in the crowd. FML

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Freudian slip

By Daria_Weiner - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Russian Federation

Today, at my anniversary party, and in front of all our friends, I accidentally called my husband-to-be by my ex-boyfriend's name. FML

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Alexa, play "Ancient History" by The Cribs

By Freddie - 28/09/2024 12:00 - United Kingdom - Poole

Today, I was the best man at my longtime friend’s wedding. I got so into talking about our shared memories over the years that I accidentally called his bride by his ex-girlfriend’s name at the end of my toast. FML

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By jacey chreyest - 14/02/2014 21:57 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I married the love of my life. I was ecstatic until the wedding reception, where my new husband got drunk and started crying about how he'd been "forced" into marrying me. FML

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Classic Jeff

By Anonymous - 02/02/2017 18:00 - United States - Peru

Today, it was my wedding day. My new husband decided it would be a good idea, when he was supposed to do his speech, to stand up and say, "Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention please. Genitals. That is all." FML

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The show must go on!

By Stuckwiththebill - 28/01/2018 01:30

Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML

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Congratulations!

By Alex - 15/08/2011 04:16 - New Zealand

Today, it was my engagement party. All was going fabulously, until my fiancé's dad decided to give us a toast, and completely forgot my name in front of all my family and friends. I've been with his son for 7 years. FML

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By thefailure - 02/08/2009 04:21 - United States

Today, it was my wedding day, and while I was standing next to my husband in front of all of our guests, I was rocking on my heels because I was nervous. I rocked too far and fell backward. My husband didn't come to help me up. He just said at the top of his lungs, "FAIL!" FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2015 04:46 - United States - Middleboro

Today, at our wedding, instead of saying "I do", my fiancé paused before saying, "I can't do this", stepped down from the altar and proposed to my maid of honor. When she obviously refused, he ran from the venue bawling. He's not returning my calls. FML

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Ykk_fml 2

Tuesday 29 September 2009 10:01

how did you recognize the speech, was you at his last wedding? YLS

power_ranger 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 9:41

Oh wow, FYL.

Comments

billybobblowjob 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 20:48

sucks

KalMaxiumus 0

Wednesday 30 September 2009 0:22

who the hell gets married on a monday

galafael5814 0

Wednesday 30 September 2009 3:19

I got married on a Monday. Not everyone HAS to get married on a weekend...we married on Monday because the date was important, not the day.

DSuarez94 0

Wednesday 30 September 2009 4:51

Kinda sounds like something I might've done, but 3 months is a short time don't you think. Don't you wait for like 2 years or something.

IllegalLight 0

Wednesday 30 September 2009 6:24

Maybe he can do that again for his third wife... and this time not have her find out.

Vanita 1

Wednesday 30 September 2009 10:29

Many men forget about things like this; you should have known him well enough before your wedding day to predict this situation.

cani_fml 0

Wednesday 30 September 2009 14:22

miss the point much???

Vanita 1

Wednesday 30 September 2009 15:18

Don't think so. Wanna try to convince me?

Qup 0

Wednesday 30 September 2009 15:13

real winner

wordgirl 0

Wednesday 30 September 2009 19:25

Classy. But, if he's golden in every other way, forgive him and chalk it up to not being a word guy or a pressure guy. Maybe you'll laugh about it in 10 years, you know?

Kacie25 0

Wednesday 30 September 2009 19:49

I always have to remind my husband to do things! It is just a trait that men have, it is our responsibility to remind them of things as important as a wedding speech.