Dumpstered

By KO: - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was changing the garbage at a local fast food place where I work. Being a rather short guy, I had to lean back and fling the full, heavy bag at the top. I did so with such force that my head hit the dumpster, knocking me out. FML
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FitForFun 11

Someone clearly has been hitting the gym too hard. You are too strong for your own body. I mean you are literally so strong your body is knocking itself out to get some rest. Bravo my friend.

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RedPillSucks 31

way to use your head in the situation. Dumpster KO

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FitForFun 11

Someone clearly has been hitting the gym too hard. You are too strong for your own body. I mean you are literally so strong your body is knocking itself out to get some rest. Bravo my friend.

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ComoEsJuan 24

Somewhere, somebody rolled a D-20 amd fumbled...

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badluckalex 23

or op is too lazy to get a ladder...

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PrincessesCrown 17

@23 OP most likely didn't have time to go out and get a ladder. In the fast food business you have to be able to do things quickly, and taking going to find a ladder let alone drag it over is something that would take a good bit of time if you think you can do the job without it. Besides OP's might think OP isn't being effective or isn't capable if he needed to get a ladder. As for OP I suggest you ask for someone's help next time in order to avoid further injuries, or you can try to take out the trash before it's all the way filled. I hope your head feels better.

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Mortoli 30

Yeah and knocking yourself out is gonna be a lot better than taking the time to get one ladder?

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RedPillSucks 31

way to use your head in the situation. Dumpster KO

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IloveToLaugh143 21

When I read this FML, it reminded me of that video where the guy smashes his head against watermelons repeatedly.

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Donkness 9

*holds up round cards* Dumpster: 1 OP: 0

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A_Twerking_Koala 9

That must stink sorry to here about your trashy situation.

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alshygirl 14

Please stop writing run on sentences it's really annoying I can't stand it *breathe*

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rjt93 18

Did You mean fun because that's just another pun

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A_Twerking_Koala 9

That is what happens when you type a comment in a rush, sadly I can't edit it. #15 On the other hand at least I remember to leave a period at the end of my sentence.

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BrickTamlandLamp 13

*consider this really dumb situation* --- If the dumpster were in the Mortal Kombat series... What would its finishing move be?

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KainMoogle 21

My guess would be throwing you into the dump truck to be crushed

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incoherentrmblr 21

Flawless victory... As for a finisher, call it dumpster tipping...

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5destroyer35 20

The Mafia don't even need to knock OP and put him in a dumpster. They can just leave him near one and let nature take its course.

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ChenEighty 20

Under the same token, he should be careful at piers when there are garbage bags around.

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stryder9090 28

still probably better than going in and continuing to work with fast food

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