By lolographic24 - 13/02/2010 13:44 - Norway

Today, it was my turn to take out the trash. While walking to the dumpster, I slip and fall. It doesn't really hurt, so I get up and go to the dumpster, but the top is frozen stuck. It won't budge. Then I really pull with a lot of force, and the lid swings open and busts my nose. FML
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Mx_Rider 6

LMFAO this fml is full of fail. from the moment you started typing to the part where you busted your damn nose :D

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Averizzle 0

First!! *braces for impact*

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8trickster8 0

AVERIZZLE CLAIMED FIRST WHEN HE WAS NOT! I MUST INSULT HIM AT ONCE! YOU POPPYCOCK

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AngryNinja 1

@78, notice op's country.

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Diannaa 0

ooouuchh.. sorry to hear that OP

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konny37 0

YDI. Learn how to walk properly. Also, learn how to open a trash can lid. Idiot.

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NegativeZ 0

#122 **** off dude. It was frozen. Not his fault. You've never used too much force to open something and it hit you?

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Dixie_Normous 0

78 I was thinking the same thing

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pipp360 0

nooooooooo watch out for the dumpster!

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Touche 0

Every professional trash-thrower knows to slam the edge of the lid instead of keep pulling the lid!

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Bookhaki 0

You should've just left your garbage or your dead hooker on top of the dumpster. FYL

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XDNurse 0

really sorry OP.... fyl. but I did laugh, you were working real hard to put out ur trash poor thing.

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ImaginaryFoe 0

I thought the same thing until I saw OP is from Norway. I assume English is not his first language.

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Fop 6

I'm from Norway and I don't mess up tenses. Norwegian and English are so similar that there's really no excuse to not speak fluent English if you're Norwegian.

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lickmyjock 0

op needs to invest in a helmet

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carolinebeast 0

snickerdoodles needs to invest in a life. just sayin(:

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lickmyjock 0

leave snickerdoodles alone, I think she's kinda cute. 

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Ajjas013 6

A helmet for his nose?

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f_alltheirlives 3

What the hell, Norwegian and English are not at all similar. I credit television for my linguistic abilities...

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ewrek 0

snickerdoodles sounds pissy all the time and has no life bitchy about all the fmls

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T1A2Z3 34

I hate when they can't pick a tense and stick to it...

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Mx_Rider 6

LMFAO this fml is full of fail. from the moment you started typing to the part where you busted your damn nose :D

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skyshark 0

@11, the moment he started typing was after he busted his nose. Hence he couldn't type about busting his nose if he didn't know hecwas going to do it yet.

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