"Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. Since I was really nervous, I decided to have a couple of drinks to loosen up. I ended up throwing up and passing out before I could get down on one knee. FML"

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. Since I was really nervous, I had a couple of drinks to loosen up. I ended up throwing up and passing out before I could get down on one knee. FML Damn it, beat me too it...

Today I decided to propose to my girlfriend. I ended up drinking, throwing up, and passing out before I could get the words out. Deciding that it was at least a good story to post on Fmylife.com, I visited the site immediately when I got home. I soon saw that she had already posted the story. Now I'm single and I don't even get interwebs cred. FML

#9 your question mark picture is very sexy indeed.

maybe he just made that up because he really doesnt want to marry you....

Tell him how much a divorce and alimony will cost him and then he will throw up even when sober.

ahahahahahaha #13 =)

haha, #13, your version ftw :]

Wow sounds like a real weiner! ...I mean, winner??? Also, totally agree with #8. Men today need to MAN UP!!!

nothing like a drunk proposal that can do the trick