Facebook, Break-ups, Social Media and Love: Easy fix

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By failure - 13/10/2010 06:18 - Australia

Today, I rang my girlfriend to make sure she made it home alright. She told me to check my Facebook. Nothing was different so I hit refresh. We were no longer in a relationship. I got dumped via Facebook whilst on the phone to her. FML

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By sadman - 05/02/2011 07:16 - United States

Today, I had a date with a girl I'd been seeing for about a month. When I got home, I saw her Facebook status changed to "In a relationship." This made me kind of excited, until I realized it wasn't with me. FML

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By grantsidiots - 27/11/2013 05:51 - Australia

Today, my fiancée broke up with me over text message while I was away for work. She later posted photos of her and her new boyfriend on Facebook, while still wearing my engagement ring. FML

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By itsover - 11/12/2010 05:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Facebook. I don't even have Facebook. My friends had to tell me. FML

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You deserved it 3 389

By Anonymous - 19/12/2011 01:24 - United States

Today, I made a fake Facebook account for a girl, and then set my relationship status to make it look like the fake person was my girlfriend. Someone found out and hacked the fake account. My fake girlfriend just dumped me over Facebook. FML

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By mollyeyers - 22/08/2010 17:02 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend dumped me. According to his Facebook, he had a new girlfriend 16 seconds later. FML

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You deserved it 3 521

By WTF - 12/09/2013 23:08 - United States - Plainfield

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later put on Facebook that, "Today was a great day!" FML

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You deserved it 4 487

Cheeky

By BALEIGHLOVE17 - 20/05/2011 05:46

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years broke up with me. Ten minutes after, he called me asking how to change his relationship status on Facebook. FML

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Bye bye love

By Anonymous - 05/03/2021 11:01

Today, I got dumped by my girlfriend. Apparently, it's my fault because I act like I don't care… and guess what? She's posting little embarrassing details about me on her Facebook wall. FML

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You deserved it 191

By Anonymous - 01/10/2011 23:03 - United States

Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML

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You deserved it 2 790

By Anonymous - 30/10/2013 23:39 - United States - South Gate

Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me over Facebook. Unfortunately, she "accidentally" posted it on my wall instead of sending me a message, so the whole world could see it. My mom liked her post. FML

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FFML_314 11

Wednesday 13 October 2010 12:09

Facebook is the devil.

acneegg 7

Wednesday 13 October 2010 12:08

Harsh

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sammyh90 0

Wednesday 13 October 2010 12:23

what a bitch I would have humiliated her by posting all the photos of you having sex on facebook

PurpleMonkeysFor 0

Wednesday 13 October 2010 12:28

since she was such a bitch as to dump him over facebook it's not that likely they had sex, or if they did, that he has any pictures..

heyitsryan 0

Wednesday 13 October 2010 12:23

What a heartless ****. My condolences, man.

stevenmx86 7

Wednesday 13 October 2010 12:26

Sucks op...,i hate facebook

gadgitch 0

Wednesday 13 October 2010 12:32

That's what Facebook is for.

HAV1K_666 0

Wednesday 13 October 2010 13:23

Ahahaha, good call (:

JST1994 0

Thursday 14 October 2010 0:52

lol true :)

asianbanana 5

Wednesday 13 October 2010 12:37

hahahaha, that sucks man OP. i hate it when people use social networking sites to break up.

Doortje 29

Wednesday 13 October 2010 12:44

what a coward! plan a r

Doortje 29

Wednesday 13 October 2010 12:46

a revenge please! (stupid iPhone)

moSpice 0

Wednesday 13 October 2010 12:46

Yo dawg, be patient n don't let em hoes crawl on you like that.

vonzta15 4

Wednesday 13 October 2010 12:48

she's a spastic XD

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Wednesday 13 October 2010 20:56

Hey now, don't be putting down spastic people! We have a few quite loveable, not at all bitchy ones among us.

SoldieroftheLORD 0

Wednesday 13 October 2010 12:49

that sucks bro!!!

sapphirestar 0

Wednesday 13 October 2010 12:50

I wish my boyfriend would call me to ask me if i reach home safely. :( fyl op.. SINGLES RULES! Haha!

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Today, I learned the meaning behind the phrase, "Love you long time". It's from the movie Full Metal Jacket, when a hooker comes in and says, "Me so horny, me love you long time." I've been saying this to my parents and people at school, having no idea what it really means for over 2 weeks. FML

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Today, my girlfriend reached into my pocket to get my keys so she could get something out of my car. When she yanked them out, the condom that we'd just used flew up into the air and landed on the floor in front of her entire family. FML

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Today, it's been almost a week since I returned from my vacation to Ireland. Before I rarely drank. Now I'm pretty sure I'm an alcoholic. You might think I'm joking, but I've woken up hungover every day since I landed there. I basically paid to kill my liver and become AA's next poster child. FML

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Today, my boss came storming towards me, screaming just how tired she is with my constant bullshit. Already pissed off, I retorted that she's a bitch and should go lose some pounds. Turns out she was talking to her husband on her Bluetooth headset. FML

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Today, it was the girl of my dreams' birthday. She already knows I am totally in love with her. So for her birthday I decided to buy her a $60 dollar bottle of rum for her and her friends to have fun with. She picked it up from my house with her new boyfriend waiting in the car. FML

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Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 3 years. I checked the box with the ring to make sure it was still there, and saw a piece of paper in it. It said, "No." FML

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Today, I opened a packet of cereal and it exploded on my keyboard; now, my keyboard crackles. FML

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Today, I was listening to music on my Bluetooth wireless headphones, when I put them around my neck to do something. Later, I put them back on to continue listening to my music. Even later on, I was looking for them and couldn't find them. I thought I had lost them, but then realized they were still on my head. FML

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Easy fix

Same thing different taste

Cheeky

Bye bye love

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