Easy fix

By failure - 13/10/2010 06:18 - Australia

Today, I rang my girlfriend to make sure she made it home alright. She told me to check my Facebook. Nothing was different so I hit refresh. We were no longer in a relationship. I got dumped via Facebook whilst on the phone to her. FML
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FFML_314 11

Facebook is the devil.

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CreateZ 0

I really hate how theres that unwritten rule that guys have to break up with a girl to their face (unless you're a scumbag), but girls can do anything, especially facebook. O.o

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cufaoil 11

Whilst America may have forgotten a particular word, there are still plenty of countries in the world that use it... and OP, that sux, now go bang her hot best friend, or something

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nerdsgetmehot 22

Newsflash: Plenty of Americans still use "whilst", though apparently not many of them frequent FML.

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kaycoo 0

That is really crappy but it also depends on how long you had been dating if you been dating a week or less and havent had sex yet then its not completly terrible i wouldnt say you deserved it though still coward move on her part

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THESTONEDDUDE 13

I'm sorry!!! **** face book!!!!!!!!! someday day it's gonna get shut down and half of the world is going to go into depression because they won't be able to update the fact that they woke up and took a shit today!!!!!!

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

No, they will have migrated elsewhere by then, the way they abandoned myspace for fb. There will forevermore be obnoxious ways to tell the world you're out of Oreos, watching reality TV, or need to shit.

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od4ev 13

**** your girlfriend!!!!!

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FFML_314 11

He probably did. It obviously didn't help. WAY TO BRING THE OP DOWN EVEN MORE!

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od4ev 13

i didnt mean having sex with her

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kaycoo 0

54 knows whats up nobody likes facebook junkies this guy is better off

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Reese_9 0

That happened to me a couple years ago. I was talking to my my boyfriend on aim and he sent me a message saying sorry to say but it's over. So I called him and said what did that last message say and he said didn't you get it? I'll send it again. He didn't have the balls to say it on the phone -_-

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akaashR 0

YDI for going out with a complete BITCH

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0ldGreg 2

I once deuced in an airport washroom and forgot to wash my hands and then I was on the plane eating my meal and licking my fingers. I almost threw up over the old Chinese lady beside me. Now I go to the washroom before I leave my house

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