Students, Capitalism, Ironic and Money: Economics

Economics

By Stupid - 18/09/2013 08:46 - United States - Lake Saint Louis

Today, I thought that an ingenious way to protest against high tuition prices would be to steal a box of soymilk from my university dining hall. The box exploded in my backpack. Not only did I lose all my soymilk, I now have to replace my $120 calculator. FML

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You deserved it 68 070

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By Effing buzzkill - 04/07/2023 10:00

Today, I stole a classmate’s graphic calculator because I couldn’t afford one. She reported it missing to the professor. He wouldn’t let anyone leave class until it turned up. Not even saying I had diarrhea had him let me go. In fact, he told me to empty my backpack right there and then. I’m suspended. FML

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You deserved it 2 545

By Caroline1812 - 24/04/2015 23:58 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, while getting ice cream with a friend, her car got broken into. Nothing was taken except my backpack, which contained assignments making up 50% or more for grades in four separate classes. FML

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You deserved it 2 912

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By Rex - 16/09/2017 16:15 - United States - Camden

Today, I started at a new college. I bought my textbooks and went to my first class only to find out that they changed my schedule without telling me. I'd already opened the book. I could not get $200 back. FML

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You deserved it 347

By Anonymous - 29/04/2013 07:25 - France

Today, I wanted revenge on my college's drinks machine. For the past two days, it forgot to release a cup before pouring my coffee. This time, I had planned ahead; I put my money in, entered the code, and quickly inserted my own cup. It gave me hot water. FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 135

You deserved it 6 295

By malnourishedstudent - 08/06/2016 08:38 - United States - Palm Coast

Today, after months of living on five dollars a day for food in college, I found out my parents bought me an expensive meal plan and forgot to mention it. FML

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You deserved it 1 503

By ElemTeacher - 02/01/2018 15:00

Today, a student's parent yelled at me because they had to pay for school equipment their son had stolen from my desk. Apparently, it's my fault because the item was just too tempting for him not to steal. FML

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You deserved it 267

Broke

By Anonymous - 23/01/2012 14:19 - United States

Today, school tuition has taken up so much of my paycheck that the only thing I had to eat for dinner was applesauce. FML

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You deserved it 3 221

By boned - 27/01/2010 05:25 - United States

Today, I checked my university financial account to discover I owed them over $1000. The reason? They had apparently given me too much money when I applied for a loan and now want it back. Oh, and I spent my loan money on books and a laptop for school. FML

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You deserved it 3 338

By Aaron - 14/05/2009 21:23 - United States

Today, I walked to my local McDonald's. I spent the last 7 dollars I had on my meal. As I began to walk back to my dorm, I was mugged. I explained to them I had no money, so they stole my food. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 142

You deserved it 3 732

By Anonymous - 23/02/2011 16:04 - United States

Today, I had to spend all of my money on textbooks even though my refrigerator is empty. Starving and frustrated, I called home to ask for money for groceries. My mom told me I could afford to skip a few meals. FML

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You deserved it 5 934

Barriaultcory 16

Wednesday 18 September 2013 16:05

Worst protest ever

Dracoboxer357 35

Wednesday 18 September 2013 16:05

Right. Because one form of stealing justifies another petty one. :p At least the university Told you their prices before you went, and you Still made the choice to go. No matter how I look at this, it's still your fault, sorry. ;p

Comments

MyNameIsViet 15

Wednesday 18 September 2013 16:07

Sounds like something my brother would do. He's 12.

Alexis2742 31

Wednesday 18 September 2013 16:07

Just steal a calculator too.

Dracoboxer357 35

Wednesday 18 September 2013 16:14

Lol, considering how the Great Soy Milk Caper went, are you sure you want to encourage Op to attempt it again with something even more expensive? :) I'd love to see what explodes This time... ;)

tayza249 20

Wednesday 18 September 2013 16:07

No use crying over spilt milk

RedPillSucks 31

Wednesday 18 September 2013 16:09

Karmation instant milk.

little_one 20

Wednesday 18 September 2013 16:09

It's ridiculous the rate education is going up in price. Unfortunately the only people that suffer here are you, the lactose intolerant, and the vegan kids. Good work!