Miscellaneous: Emergency

Emergency

By Kassiopia - 14/11/2009 12:35 - United States

Today, my Dad decided to take his medicine before eating. He passed out with his face in a plate of chocolate cake. He wasn't responsive so I called the paramedics. When he got to the hospital, the doctor asked him if he knew why he was there. He replied, "Because my stupid daughter overreacted." FML

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By haleyfml - 27/10/2010 06:07 - United States

Today, I took a shower and right after I fell asleep on my bed wrapped in my towel. I awoke to find my dad slapping me in the face. He thought I had fainted because I'm a diabetic. FML

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By yeah why not - 06/04/2013 17:06 - Norway

Today, my dad had a little too much to drink. When he's that drunk, he likes to pepper me with a lot of random questions. He asked if I've ever tried hard drugs, and if I want to die. I answered no to both of the questions, and he demanded to know why not. FML

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By foreveralone - 13/01/2014 01:00 - United States - Franklin Park

Today, I went to the doctor, only to find out I can no longer eat chocolate, my favorite food. When I got home, my boyfriend took the chocolate cake I'd been eating from the fridge, sat down in front of me, and ate the whole thing without breaking eye contact. FML

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By Literal Baby-Daddy - 02/07/2017 15:00 - United Kingdom - Middlesbrough

Today, my toddler threw a screaming, rampaging fit, because I ate the last chocolate mousse from the fridge. Did I forget to mention said toddler is actually my 52 year old dad? FML

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By Anonymous - 14/07/2012 20:10 - Nigeria - Lagos

Today, my dad was making coffee for the family. Half-way through, he excused himself to the bathroom, so for a laugh, I discreetly poured a load of salt into his drink. When he served us, I drank a mouthful and doubled over hacking. My dad barked, "I wasn't born yesterday, son." FML

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By Anonymous - 14/01/2013 05:52 - United States - Seattle

Today, while making dinner I cut my finger badly with a knife. When I yelled for my dad to drive me to the hospital, he accused me of lying to get attention. He had to taste my blood before he decided it wasn't red-colored corn syrup. FML

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By squeltorey - 03/08/2012 19:28 - United States - Whittier

Today, after waking up, I went into the kitchen and took a swig of milk from the carton. I overestimated my strength, and the whole thing splashed all over my face. A few moments later, my dad staggered in, looked at me in disgust, and said, "You know what? I don't even wanna know." FML

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By screwed - 08/02/2012 01:40 - United States

Today, my dad finally met my girlfriend. Unfortunately, he was driving the ambulance that she was in, due to severe alcohol poisoning and was on the way to the hospital to have her stomach pumped. FML

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By alliez108 - 18/11/2011 00:50 - United States

Today, my dad and I got into a fight over who gets the last corner piece of the brownies. I ended up with a black eye and and a sprained wrist. He ended up with the brownie and ran away laughing. FML

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By ZeroApostle4Ever - 23/02/2012 08:00 - United States

Today, my dad threw a waffle at my face for his own amusement. FML

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perdix 29

Saturday 14 November 2009 16:15

Why did you interrupt the man in the middle of a cake-gasm?

Ellowise_fml 0

Saturday 14 November 2009 16:10

Ignore him. You did the right thing.

Comments

Jewelofagal 2

Saturday 14 November 2009 16:39

Since he reeled out that kind of response without hesitation, you've known about his unpleasant personality for some time. Try to develop a thick skin where he's concerned. Get to the point where his derogatory comments go in one ear and out the other. He'll never change or admit his wrong-doing or apologize. Been there, done that, and know it's best to not give people like this much sway in life.

Anteezy 7

Saturday 14 November 2009 16:51

bad moderating "when he got the hospital" fix it ! ;o

lway2009 0

Saturday 14 November 2009 18:25

That sucks and whenever someone passes out like that, it's better to be cautious. And to all the negative commenters, HE WAS UNRESPONSIVE. Basic medical training dictates that when someone is unresponsive, medical attention is urgent.

omghehehe 0

Saturday 14 November 2009 21:17

Very true! Especially if you don't know how to assess the situation. It's better to be safe than sorry. Also, some people don't know how to show appreciation. So don't take it personally.

lway2009 0

Saturday 14 November 2009 21:54

Thank you!

omghehehe 0

Sunday 15 November 2009 2:13

You're welcome ;)

woofis 0

Saturday 14 November 2009 18:29

YDI for overeacting he was probably unresponsive because he was in the bliss of his chocolate only natural that he was unresponsive

Flounder 2

Saturday 14 November 2009 19:11

I lol'd so hard

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Saturday 14 November 2009 18:47

To 13: The dad isn't necessarily a douche at other times. I've had bad reactions to medications, and I've said and done things that are completely out of character when under their influence. To OP: If this was Ambien, you got off lucky. Side effects can include eating, driving, or having crazy compulsive sex while asleep!

jessxoxo28 5

Saturday 14 November 2009 18:58

is he stupid? wat if something happened to him? them wat, u'll be blamed for too? at least u did something without taking chances, ur dads an ass

Sir_Sebastien 0

Saturday 14 November 2009 19:00

Your father is an ungrateful idiot. Request an apology from him immediately.

freddie_fml 0

Saturday 14 November 2009 19:13

My mom did the same thing with me once when I called 911 and ended up in the hospital. She insisted the only reason she was there was because I had "forced her to come." Turns out she had a whole bunch of fluid around her heart and if I hadn't called the ambulance she would have died. Go me. You did the right thing. Parents are just jerks sometimes, especially when they get older and don't like the idea that anyone else is making decisions for them (especially their kids, for whom THEY used to make all the decisions).