Encouragement

By peallow - 12/05/2013 05:01 - Puerto Rico - San Juan

Today, I asked my father if he was proud that I have never done drugs, never drank alcohol, never had sex, never had psychological problems, never been to the hospital for something serious, never been in a fight and maintain good grades. He told me I was a boring daughter. FML
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ApollosMyth 22

Well, fishing for compliments never turns out as you hoped, does it?

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MatteKudasai 17

Well you can rest easy knowing that the FML community are proud of you. Good work!

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titibug823 11

Im pretty much the same, except I have drank alcohol. I did try smoking mary jane once, not for me. But I'm positive you aren't boring. Your dad should be proud of you!

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perdix 29

You don't drink, don't smoke -- what do you do? *Subtle innuendoes follow.* Must be something inside.

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Fuji76 15

I just had a flash back to my yester-years, now that damn song is stuck in my head.

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olpally 32

67, I think #30 was just surprised at the fact op has never had sex, he obviously read the post... He was just surprised by it. He asked a Rhetorical question which needs no answer. "Never had sex? Like OMG!!" Probably what 30 was thinking.

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interesting33 36

True but I think 67 was saying that it wasn't anything to be too surprised at - as in nothing to be ashamed of.

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skyturtle 9

It's not like being a virgin is anything to be ashamed of.

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wubu18 6

I love how you defend ppl.. That's sweet of you. " like OMG!" .. Ur funny

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lambda_fml 40

Boring daughter? More like the perfect daughter. Im sure he is proud of you secretly.

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Kimmy___888 8

You sound really conceited.

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perdix 29

#17, I think Item #3 on the list would preclude her from being the "perfect" girlfriend.

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meganroisin 1

YDI for sounding so smug about yourself.

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rocketiquette 20

Depends if you want a freak or an untouched virgin..... Don't see the fun in a virgin.

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mybarra6 17

Way to go! Batman is proud of such an outstanding citizen like you! Your father, not so much.

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Ameel_fml 19

I don't know...Batman spends a lot of his time hanging around people with mental illnesses and also likes putting people in hospital. He'd probably find the OP boring too. :D

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pichu172b 7

Batman just wishes he had a dad. Be grateful OP.

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sammyjanette 17

I don't get the hospital one. How could you possibly control that? Would it be your fault, and would it make you a bad daughter if you suddenly became very ill? Other than that keep up the good work.

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Ameel_fml 19

I'm hoping OP meant they hadn't needed to go to hospital for "anything serious" like crashing a car through speeding or getting drunk and needing her stomach pumped. Because if she's referring to any illness or injury, then that's just mean-spirited. I'm sure her dad is GRATEFUL she's never been in hospital or never had a mental illness, but it's not something to be "proud" of because it's not something that a person can prevent.

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