Encouragement

By peallow - 12/05/2013 05:01 - Puerto Rico - San Juan

Today, I asked my father if he was proud that I have never done drugs, never drank alcohol, never had sex, never had psychological problems, never been to the hospital for something serious, never been in a fight and maintain good grades. He told me I was a boring daughter. FML
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ApollosMyth 22

Well, fishing for compliments never turns out as you hoped, does it?

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MatteKudasai 17

Well you can rest easy knowing that the FML community are proud of you. Good work!

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perdix 29

Well, lack of parental approval is the root of many psychological problems, so you're about to become a little more interesting ;)

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Wealthyparrot 9

Yea, why can't you be the fun kind of daughter he can smoke a joint with? Sheesh.

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jipster 11

Well, if you are pretty and kind then you are the perfect girlfriend. Be positive

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Jaxx66 21

I'm honestly very proud that we have proper people in the world still. I don't know your age, but the vrigin part didnt really have to be included, it could just be 'safe sex'. That's something we need more of. But if you're happy, who cares what dear 'ol daddy thinks! He should be proud he practiced some parenting secret properly :)

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lopecrit 7

I think it's kinda weird that she commented on physiological problem because thats a mental illness.

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crystalnight 19

#28 Physiological is body, psychological is mental.

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fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

OP are you like that because you wanna make your parents proud or because it is really who you are? If the former, well considering your dad answer, you've been wasting your time, if the latter, well ignore his comment and carry on.

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True_NonBeliever 6

Don't feel bad OP! I'm sure deep down he's happy you're not some coke-sniffing *****.

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ThePieGuy0817 29

Describes me as well. However, in my case, I have friends that like to do things like have spontaneous bonfires with dead trees and using bows and arrows, throwing knives, swords, etc., in our backyards. So it's anything but boring.

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perdix 29

I'm guessing you are an obese smoker that doesn't bathe very often. Yes, I read your list of virtues, but I also inferred the virtues that didn't make the list.

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kinky44 28

You've made three posts so far. When are you gonna say something funny?

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perdix 29

#49, after you obtain a sense of humor.

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kurodansei 16

so never? this saddens me. a great loss.

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kinky44 28

So because I don't think you're clever, I automatically don't have a sense of humor? Well, Mr. Perfect comedy, you still haven't made a joke yet.

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Meettitan 14

Is there a rule stating how many times one can comment? Is there a rule stating that EVERY comment must be paragraphs of comedic gold? Perdix has his off days, but is mostly funny. Get that stick out of your ass and go say something funny yourself.

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kinky44 28

A stick? Really? You're right, there's no comment limit. But if you have something to say, say it and move on. Perdix is obviously just spamming comments until he gets one that people thumbs-up. So shut up because my arguement's with him, not you.

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Fuji76 15

That's the best comment yet! I'm giving it two big thumbs up.

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olpally 32

Good for you op! Your father should be proud of you. That's not easy to do!

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