Sleep, Pranks, Parents and Dad jokes: Enough!

Enough!

By pissed off - 02/07/2014 21:52 - United Kingdom - Milton Keynes

Today, my dad finished installing our new home security system. One of the features lets him control any light in the house from his phone. He keeps trying to piss me off by turning my bedroom light on at random intervals. I don't know how to make it stop, and I can't sleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/05/2022 06:00 - Germany - Moormerland

Today, my dad reactivated a digital clock we had lying around, and accidentally set an alarm on it. For 1 a.m.. So guess who went hunting for that noise in the middle of night. And guess who banished the thing to the living room, then forgot about it, and slept on the sofa in said living room. Or tried to. FML

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By Noname - 24/02/2009 18:13 - United States

Today, I asked my dad if he could fix my bed. It had been squeaking for some time. He shook his head no. He then continued with, "Your bed is a security system and as far as I can tell, you haven't gotten any in weeks". FML

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Automation

By Anonymous - 26/05/2022 02:00

Today, and the past few weeks, my dad has been leaving me notes around the house, accusing me of putting the heating on at 3 a.m. and to stop. Except I've not touched the heating for months, and denying it results in both parents screaming that I'm lying. It doesn't occur to them that he's just fucked up the smart schedule. FML

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By notenoughunderwearintheworld - 21/07/2013 20:54 - South Africa - Durban

Today, the great deal on my new apartment has turned into a nightmare. I keep hearing extremely weird sounds almost every night, and when I tried taking pics of the place today, my camera's face recognition feature kept activating, but only in my bedroom. I'm scared shitless. FML

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By zzarzzur - 29/12/2015 09:49 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I installed motion sensor lights in my house to save on energy. When I laid down in bed, I saw the lights turn on from downstairs to the kitchen. I live alone. FML

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Shocking

By Anonymous - 02/08/2020 17:01

Today, I tried to hang up a light and, in my clumsiness, got shocked. My dad started screaming at me for yelling out. FML

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By anonymous - 03/06/2011 06:25 - United States

Today, my dad's work phone went off, and I thought I should go tell him since he's on call. Turns out no matter how you do it, a 47 year old man at one in the morning will think you are a burglar trying to attack him. FML

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Let me sleep

By jadei - 06/11/2023 09:00

Today, it's been a week since my dad told me I’m no longer allowed to put my phone on do not disturb when I sleep, and a scam caller woke me up at 7 am. I’ve had a serious migraine ever since because waking up early triggers my migraines. FML

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By Ihaveaheadache - 09/02/2012 05:37 - United States

Today, my dad put in wall plug-ins that emit high frequencies that are suppose to ward off mice. I must be a mouse, because I can hear the annoying noise in every room I walk into. FML

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By anonymous - 22/10/2014 02:11 - United States - Levittown

Today, I fell asleep on the couch. My parents didn't wake me up, went to bed and set our burglar alarm. If I trip a motion sensor, a siren will go off. The motion sensor in my living room is pointed directly at me and I have to pee. It's been 2 hours. FML

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fallen45078 8

Thursday 3 July 2014 1:22

unscrew the bulb!

howsthisforaname 34

Thursday 3 July 2014 3:08

Every time he does it go to the main circuit breaker and flip it, then go back to bed. All power in the house will be out, he will have to get up to turn it on and reset all the flashing clocks, he will very quickly get sick of doing it. No damage done and though there may be an argument involved he can't claim the moral high ground.

Comments

jeremsan88 0

Monday 7 July 2014 19:45

...Just unscrew the lightbulb...

sohibil 6

Wednesday 9 July 2014 10:12

Take out the lightbulb. That should do it.

mwanaa 7

Wednesday 9 July 2014 12:46

I gave U a I deserve it cos U couldn't figure out to unscrew the bulb.

omg_kill_me_now 2

Thursday 17 July 2014 5:31

Some people are saying to unscrew the bulb... You could also try buying a cheap sleeping mask...?

BananaMan844 4

Sunday 20 July 2014 5:52

Try purchasing one of those night blind-folds with the elastic on them. Sleep guaranteed.

TheBlakout 5

Thursday 24 July 2014 6:14

Unplug it? Unless of course it's an installed light. In which case smash both it and your father's face with a big rock.

monkeybuns 1

Wednesday 6 August 2014 20:05

Just I skew the lightbulb.

cece23_fml 10

Wednesday 17 September 2014 8:16

Hide the charger to his phone.

fantasyworld 37

Monday 22 December 2014 12:46

Unscrew the bulb.

whymeplease44 8

Saturday 25 June 2016 22:46

put tomato soup in his shower head or gravy and then steal his phone and "forget" where you put it so that you can mess with his lights then when you give it bacl blame it on glitch so he'll delete the app