Evil child

By little_star78 - 13/11/2013 11:08 - United States - Bloomfield Hills

Today, I tried to put the little girl I babysit in timeout for lying to me. I was about to sit her down when she made a mad dash for the basement stairs, slipped on the wood floor, and fell down them. She told her parents and everyone at the ER that I had thrown her down the stairs. FML
I agree, your life sucks 60 197
You deserved it 3 607

Same thing different taste

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Vegeto30294 19

Hopefully the parents know you have even a slightly better behavior than that and realize their child is lying.

Seems like the little girl stepped up her lying game.

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Of course, everyone will believe an innocent - looking young child. This is why I will never babysit.

Evilpirate 10

I've never laughed so hard at a FML!! :D

Sophie_Hart 9

Wow feel your pain OP. Hope the cops wont take it too seriously.

This is smart and resourceful. She will go far in life as a lawyer.

Kids are shit heads. I already knew this, but this website has 110% solidified it.

Kavka 15

That kid basically screwed herself. She is going to grow up and look back at what she did when she was just a little kid, and cry.

Sam92 2

unless you have previous consent from the parents to discipline their child through “time out” YDI