Kids: Today, I was babysitting a really bratty little girl. She came...

By Anonymous - 12/05/2009 03:43 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a really bratty little girl. She came and cuddled up on the couch so I took it as an apology. I feel asleep while she was sitting with me and when I woke up she had peed on me. She locked herself in her room and was laughing about peeing on me for discipling her. FML

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By Username - 05/11/2010 22:02 - France

Today, I was reading to a child during nap time because she woke up crying. She calmed down right after I began reading, but soon started crying again. I was confused until I felt something warm and wet on my leg. She peed on me. FML

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By silverscrescent - 22/08/2020 01:02 - United Kingdom - Poole

Today, I was babysitting my 8-year-old niece. I left her for 10 minutes so I could take a shower, only to walk in on her with her dress rolled up, peeing on the floor. FML

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By Birdman - 23/06/2018 15:00

Today, my 3-year-old fell asleep in our bed while cuddling me, and I let him stay since he was being so sweet. In the middle of the night, he took off his pants and pissed all over my head and back. FML

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By CJ. - 05/05/2021 14:01 - Canada - Montr?al

Today, I had to babysit a 9 year-old girl. I hadn't slept for almost 40 hours and fell half-asleep while sitting on her couch for two minutes. She asked me something, but I thought it was a dream and answered with, "Your mom's a hoe." When I woke up, I realized I'd said it out loud instead of in my head. FML

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By Dumbblonde - 03/05/2009 15:15 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a little girl. She told me she wanted to go to the park, so we did. As we were walking back, I was carrying her on my back. When we were almost at the front door, she told me she had to pee. I told her to hold it in for a second. As we were walking through the door, I felt a warm spot on my back. FML

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By levi Glasscock - 15/04/2011 13:52 - United States

Today, my mom called me and said, "I made your sister laugh so hard she peed her pants." I got home and noticed she also peed on my bed. FML

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By diddlebuag - 27/05/2011 22:09 - United States

Today, I came home from work, only to find the babysitter passed out on the couch with a bottle of Jack Daniel's. At some point, it seems my son had taken the liberty of peeing on her while she slept. FML

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By spooked - 22/11/2013 06:20 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, while babysitting a girl, I told her to be quiet so she wouldn't wake her little brother. In reply, she told me that she would kill me, wake her brother up to show him my dead body, then draw all over my face. I'm stuck with her for another two hours. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/05/2016 04:27 - Australia - Clayton

Today, I babysat a kid who was such a bratty little prick that I actually considered walking out on the job. After his mom finally got home 4 hours later, he called her a slut. When he got in trouble for it, he claimed that I taught him the word. Needless to say, I didn't get paid. FML

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By jessefonsexy. - 07/12/2010 11:08 - United States

Today, I was trying to go to sleep when I heard my sister come home from the bar. I fell asleep and woke up an hour later to see my sister squatting in my dresser drawer. I asked her what she was doing and she said "I'm peeing." FML

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Spadiethestar 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 12:16

Seems to me that for some babysitters it's okay to fall asleep when they are suppose to watch over kids.. When they are paid for watching over the kids... And then come and complain if something wrong or just stupid happen.. YDI, and you should be grateful that nothing worse happened.

ELFENMAGICLOLZ 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 12:52

LMAO @ "discipling"

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asdfghj88 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 12:14

ew wtf

gail254_fml 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 0:46

You should have broken down the door and shook the crap out of her!! lol

gail254_fml 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 0:49

Shake her!

abes22 0

Tuesday 8 March 2011 12:35

discipling... disciplining?

yankfan89 27

Thursday 22 March 2012 3:36

Break down the door and pee on her!

cptnfrankie 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 12:15

god.. that's just straight up NASTY.

sparkman97 7

Thursday 8 December 2011 2:47

Agreed. Discipling her? Are you jesus?

Spadiethestar 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 12:16

irelandlol 0

Wednesday 8 June 2011 15:53

totally agree... the only time I've ever fallen asleep while babysitting is when I was supposed to spend the night at the families house since the parents were going to be gone until 4:30am, and they told me it was okay to go to sleep around 2ish

lightyoruichi 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 12:16

lol this is winrar!

Indiana_fml 4

Tuesday 12 May 2009 12:24

Agree with #3. You failed on your job. Hope you don't do it regularly.

llamatrauma 5

Tuesday 12 May 2009 12:30

...jesus?

KwitIt 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 12:32

I agree with #3 100%, but I'd also like to say that what that little girl did was TOTALLY not ok. So, I guess both of you should be punished. :D

maddieomg 0

Sunday 6 February 2011 10:31

yea!

crownme 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 12:36

That little b!tch I would've broke the door down && tried to killed her :). . .that's just nasty && disrespectful

Internets_ 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 12:51

YDI for falling asleep on the job. Honestly, what the hell is wrong with people? Babysitting is no different than any other job except for it being easier. You get paid to do a job, so you better do it.