Health and Awkward: Eww! Cleanliness! - FML

Eww! Cleanliness!

By Anonymous - 22/11/2022 03:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I got looked at weirdly for brushing my teeth in an airport bathroom. FML

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By Butqhy - 30/06/2016 11:07

Today, while in the airport, I had to use the washroom. Upon exiting, I got confused due to an excess of mirrors and walked directly into one in front of an audience. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2013 18:57 - Zimbabwe

Today, I rushed to a dentist's appointment. Once in the chair, I apologized for not having had the time to brush my teeth beforehand. He responded with, "Ah that's alright, I just took a piss and forgot to wash my hands." FML

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Never joke with TSA

By missy - 16/06/2011 02:42 - United States

Today, I missed my flight because I was held in airport security because I'd "threatened" an employee. He had confiscated my eyelash curler and jokingly I asked if he thought I was going to curl him to death. He didn't laugh. FML

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By embarassed - 14/01/2011 10:11 - United States

Today, I got off work and checked my makeup in the mirror once I got in my car. I had a huge piece of spinach on my front tooth that no one told me about. I work the front desk of an upscale hotel and have been greeting guests all day. FML

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By oops - 27/09/2015 02:24 - Australia - Cheltenham

Today, I got confused and said grace before brushing my teeth. FML

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By GeorgiaBOYY - 04/01/2010 17:40 - United States

Today, while using the bathroom on an airplane, someone walked in on me wiping my butt. That person just so happened to be the stranger I was sitting next to. It was an 8 hour flight. FML

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By shit - 28/04/2016 11:05 - United States - Colonial Heights

Today, I went to the dentist; no one was in the waiting room so I danced around and mouthed songs that were on the radio. It wasn't till after I went to the counter and saw the receptionists laughing like a pack of hyenas that I realized there was a camera. FML

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Take the L

By Anonymous - 11/03/2023 00:00

Today, I went to the dentist for a routine cleaning. As I was leaving, the receptionist told me to "have a nice day" and I replied, "You too, love you!" then I went back home and roasted in the embarrassment for an hour or two. FML

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By Eyalsh - 30/01/2015 04:53 - Germany - Greifswald

Today, I came back to my dormitory after a long shift at work. After using the toilet, I looked at myself in the mirror, only to find a huge piece of food stuck between my front teeth. I work at one of the fanciest restaurants in town; nobody bothered to tell me anything. FML

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By fax4voice3 - 28/08/2023 18:02 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I was flossing my teeth, which I do only to not get yelled at (chewed out?) by my dentist. Dentist I’ll now be seeing later today because the floss broke off a corner of one of my molars. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 22 November 2022 4:35

You are weird! Who would drive international fecal particles deeper in their mouth on purpose? Weirdos, that's who!

Thaylok 17

Tuesday 22 November 2022 5:33

My Gen-X self says.... whatever...who cares. If they give you looks, let them. Compared to the pure stench I have dealt with on international flights, someone who has a little hygiene is a nice break. But like Richard points out.... EEWWW.. poop particles in the air are gross. I don't even keep my toothbrush in the bathroom at home for that reason. (Again some of the stench of international flights was still very poopy smelling) I'd use water fountains outside the bathroom. but as to how others looked at you... forget them.

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RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 22 November 2022 4:35

You are weird! Who would drive international fecal particles deeper in their mouth on purpose? Weirdos, that's who!

Thaylok 17

Tuesday 22 November 2022 5:33

My Gen-X self says.... whatever...who cares. If they give you looks, let them. Compared to the pure stench I have dealt with on international flights, someone who has a little hygiene is a nice break. But like Richard points out.... EEWWW.. poop particles in the air are gross. I don't even keep my toothbrush in the bathroom at home for that reason. (Again some of the stench of international flights was still very poopy smelling) I'd use water fountains outside the bathroom. but as to how others looked at you... forget them.

HayNow 11

Tuesday 22 November 2022 18:02

Where do you keep your tooth brush then?

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