Work: Today, I got off work and checked my makeup in the mirror once...

By embarassed - 14/01/2011 10:11 - United States

Today, I got off work and checked my makeup in the mirror once I got in my car. I had a huge piece of spinach on my front tooth that no one told me about. I work the front desk of an upscale hotel and have been greeting guests all day. FML

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By Eyalsh - 30/01/2015 04:53 - Germany - Greifswald

Today, I came back to my dormitory after a long shift at work. After using the toilet, I looked at myself in the mirror, only to find a huge piece of food stuck between my front teeth. I work at one of the fanciest restaurants in town; nobody bothered to tell me anything. FML

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By nothing_nobody - 23/06/2016 01:31

Today, I was volunteering at a local hospital. I was eagerly introducing myself to all the nurses, as I would be working with them all summer. It wasn't until I got home that I discovered the giant piece of lettuce stuck in my front teeth. So much for first impressions. FML

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By Smile No More - 13/05/2011 12:27

Today, I was wondering why I was getting strange looks all day at work. When I got to a mirror after my shift, I noticed a booger hanging out of my nose, which was visible only when I smiled. My job involves greeting people all day with a huge smile. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2011 21:53 - Ireland

Today, I was getting funny looks all day. When I got home I realised that I was interrupted while doing my make-up this morning and completely forgot to fill in my second eye brow. FML

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By sarika - 24/07/2015 00:12 - United States - Appleton

Today, I had to explain to my boss that I was late to work because somehow my hand slipped when I was brushing my teeth, and I hit myself in the eye with the brush. I had to remove my contacts, wash my eye, and find my glasses. He didn't believe me, but at least my eye is minty fresh. FML

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By Groom - 30/11/2008 10:51 - France

Today, I had an important interview. On the way there, I stopped in front of a car window to look at my reflection, checking I didn't have salad stuck between my teeth. Having pulled several faces, I realised that there were two girls inside the car, cracking up with laughter. FML

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By msnewyearseve - 01/01/2012 17:19 - United States

Today, I woke up after a long night of partying. When I went to wash off my face, I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror. My missing tooth was almost enough to make me overlook my black eye. FML

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By Ilovelife07 - 19/09/2009 04:47 - United States

Today, I went out to lunch on my break. When I got back to work, I noticed I had something in my teeth. After trying to get it out with my tongue, I finally went to my car for some floss. I ended up pulling a 4 inch pube out of my back teeth. It certainly wasn't mine. FML

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By Eric Forrest - 24/02/2011 08:27 - United States

Today, while at a work meeting, I finally summoned up the courage to share and express my opinions about unprofessionalism in the office. After the meeting, I went to clean up, only to notice in the bathroom mirror that I'd had a booger pasted across my forehead throughout the meeting. FML

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By Kamburgler - 02/07/2011 06:33 - United States

Today, this really cute guy at work kept flirting with me and cracking the funniest jokes. Before he left, he told me how much he enjoyed making me smile. An hour later, I saw my reflection in a mirror, I had a huge piece of food stuck in my teeth. FML

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Friday 14 January 2011 16:04

Is that why Popeye was trying to French you?

youfailed18 0

Friday 14 January 2011 15:58

Check your teeth next time too. Problem solved.

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youfailed18 0

Friday 14 January 2011 15:58

Check your teeth next time too. Problem solved.

Hide_Yo_Kids 0

Friday 14 January 2011 16:08

want me to lick it off

gooBUZZ 0

Friday 14 January 2011 16:26

I will. Jokes, fag. (;

gooBUZZ 0

Friday 14 January 2011 16:42

Oh ouch -.- first comment I've had moderated. Lol well anyway, OP that sucks, and #1 is right.

nathan5 0

Friday 14 January 2011 16:49

Hide yo kids, hide yo Wife, cus 11's creepin errbody out here!

iSitt 0

Friday 14 January 2011 17:29

Sorry, did you say something ? I was staring at your boobs.

angeljewlz 7

Friday 14 January 2011 20:43

I agree with #1 I mean, you know you're eating spinach. Why wouldn't check your teeth afterward? Sucks that nobody told you, but YDI for not checking.

alextheguineapig 0

Friday 14 January 2011 15:59

couldn't you have looked in the mirror when you took a bathroom break or something?

fiveonefiveoh 0

Friday 14 January 2011 17:51

yeah! because we all constantly check the mirror, rite? do u do that after every meal?? well, I do cuz I'm vain. I have my own little pocket mirror thing, and I'm a guy, haha.. but yeah, most people don't tho. her coworkers shoulda been helpful!