Intimacy: Exchanged

Exchanged

By jadkins - 06/07/2009 19:33 - Netherlands

Today, I was flirting with this cute girl from Croatia who is part of the my exchange group in Holland. After a few beers and some smooth talking, she led me inside to a closed off room. We were about to have sex when her boyfriend of two years called and proposed to her. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2023 17:00 - United States - Huntsville

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By Anonymous - 30/08/2014 06:44 - New Zealand - Wellington

Today, I almost got lucky with a girl from my course. We've been flirting since we met. After removing her top and moving downwards with my tongue, whilst moaning my name she decided to mention she has a boyfriend and that we needed to stop. FML

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By selfesteemloss - 10/08/2013 23:41 - Spain - Barcelona

Today, I was flirting with a cute bartender on my last day in Spain. It was going well until we somehow got onto the topic of how I was recently dumped by my boyfriend of 3 years via Facebook. He spent the next 5 minutes laughing and telling his coworkers how hilarious that was. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2021 20:01

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By cuz803 - 12/08/2022 00:00

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By Anonymous - 09/01/2010 21:26 - United States

Today, after months of hardcore flirting with this incredibly attractive guy, he invited me to hang out. At which point he introduced me to his boyfriend. FML

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By ineedanotherdrink - 07/08/2009 09:43 - United States

Today, I went out drinking with a friend I've been crushing on for a while now. After we'd been talking and had a few, she said, "Man, I haven't gotten laid in months! Do you mind?" Surprised but hopeful, I nodded. She leaned over, hugged me, and went to hit on a guy by the bar. FML

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By wtfjusthappened - 31/01/2014 15:29 - United States - Redmond

Today, I went down on the girl of my dreams. While I was down there, I started to put on a condom. As I came back up to start having sex, she told me she couldn't cheat on her boyfriend. FML

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FacePALM24 0

Monday 6 July 2009 23:21

Who proposes over the phone, especially when she's in another country?

swagmonkey 0

Monday 6 July 2009 23:07

Did you KNOW she had a boyfriend? If so, you deserve it, but otherwise FYL.

Comments

swinglifeaway123 8

Friday 9 September 2011 18:26

He proposed over the phone? You totally shoulda got laid bro.

Soreeyeah 17

Tuesday 4 October 2011 5:00

Maak je buren boos! Lol :-)

erfia712 1

Friday 18 November 2011 22:55

She answered her phone when you were about to have sex?

lolmonster34 0

Tuesday 10 January 2012 9:34

So......you didn't **** her?¿?

Objectofdespair 1

Sunday 29 April 2012 8:25

**** her life for having a boyfriend lame enough to propose via phone. Sorry OP. She woulda been better with you!

P1Nk13 7

Tuesday 8 May 2012 21:11

omg what a *****!!

rosesong2494 3

Tuesday 28 August 2012 5:39

I feel sorry for both you, and the boyfriend of this girl, OP. On the one hand, that poor guy has a ***** of a girlfriend. On the other hand, OP could've been so turned on, that when they suddenly stopped (as I'm assuming happened), he could've gotten blue-balled, which is much worse than simply being "cockblocked". From what I've heard, it's very painful. My thinking is that at least you found out before you were in her, and at least he wasn't there to propose in person, which I have a feeling would've been way worse than what actually happened. (Although, now that I think about it, who proposes over the phone??) Anyway, sucks OP, sorry. I hope you stopped all activities with her right there and then and made sure she knew just how disgusting her actions were!

Blahblah9921 4

Sunday 4 November 2012 2:50

thts messed up for u

blackgirllb 12

Thursday 27 June 2013 5:28

who proposes over the phone

poorjudgement 26

Sunday 29 September 2013 10:27

I just can't stop thinking that there couldn't be too many Croatian girls exchange students in Holland at that time frame that were proposed over the phone. So... I wonder... What if: 1. She said "Yes", 2. They got married, 3. He read this after some time, realizing that must be them.