Kids, Television and Parents: Exhausted parents can relate

Exhausted parents can relate

By ajnmegs - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Aurora

Today, while watching TV with my wife, I realized that we were still watching "My Little Pony" even though the kids had been asleep for half an hour. FML

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ThatOneCanadian 0

Thursday 19 April 2012 22:55

subconsciously you both must love my little pony

JocelynKaulitz 28

Thursday 19 April 2012 22:55

No big deal. You might be an adult, but you were a kid once...

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Danni_04 13

Thursday 19 April 2012 23:40

The My Little Pony Royal Wedding is on Saturday! I can't wait!

StormGirl142 24

Friday 20 April 2012 2:24

My wedding is on Saturday, too :) When I found out the Canterlot wedding and my wedding were on the same day, I just knew it was meant to be ;)

glambert4evez 0

Thursday 19 April 2012 23:42

My little pony is an awesome show don't blame u

gianthelper 1

Thursday 19 April 2012 23:46

Like a brony/pegasister

KrayKrayGurl117 7

Friday 20 April 2012 0:00

The joy of being a parent :)

Ruffclue 9

Friday 20 April 2012 0:00

i dont see the problem. I still watch Arthur : ) I guess its normal.

pfclunchbox005 1

Friday 20 April 2012 0:02

Haha this is funny. Not a FML.

ArielTheMermaid 17

Friday 20 April 2012 0:15

MLP is beast. I'm a proud Pegasister right here! :)

Cad6 24

Friday 20 April 2012 0:16

What the hell is that supposed to be?

ravemasterroxas 9

Friday 20 April 2012 0:23

Hey, MLP is a good show! Wayyy better than sponge bob and adults still watch that.

KiddNYC1O 20

Friday 20 April 2012 0:23

I like Spongebob =D.

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