Weird, Religion, Teachers and Kids: Exorcism time

Exorcism time

By Anonymous - 12/02/2016 18:47 - United States - San Francisco

Today, a teacher told me in all seriousness that she believes my son, who has severe learning difficulties, is likely demonically possessed. I'm sorry, but what century are we living in? Now I have to get him moved to another school so he doesn't have to be in the care of this nutjob. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/09/2014 10:55 - Australia - Perth

Today, I was told by my teacher that she had 'given up' teaching me because someone had told her I have a mental illness, and that I don't understand what she says. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2022 08:00 - Australia

Today, my fanatical Christian stepfather told me that my genetic illness is a result of demon possession, and that I'd be cured if I allow his church to perform a "healing prayer demon expulsion" on me. FML

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By PrettySureItsReal - 09/04/2015 19:38 - United States - Saint Peters

Today, a parent of one of the students I teach called me to complain that I was teaching her child "lies" and "fairytales". I was teaching them about the Holocaust. FML

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By Jussy - 26/01/2021 17:01

Today, while assisting my kindergartener with distance learning, it became apparent what an incompetent bumbling mess his teacher is. In-person learning resumes next week, and I'm terrified to leave my child in a classroom with this man. FML

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Unprofessional

By Anonymous - 16/09/2021 01:00 - United Kingdom

Today, a licensed child psychologist with 20 years of experience threw my son out after his first appointment, with the immortal line, “You must be taking the piss, there’s a church in town, you’re gonna need their help more than mine.” He’s probably right. FML

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By Cindell Hanson - 02/03/2020 05:00

Today, a student told me to fuck off. I work with 3 year-olds. FML

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By Wokeasshusband - 29/07/2022 02:00

Today, my wife announced that she wants to pull our son out of school and homeschool him, because the “liberals” made schools into indoctrination centers that teach children to be, and accept, “gay pedophiles” and other “woke-ass bullshit.” Sometimes I ask myself what I saw in this lunatic lady. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/05/2012 01:55 - United States - Sioux City

Today, I had a babysitting job. When I got there, the parents were rushing out the door and told me they'd left instructions for the kids on the table. The first bullet point stated that the oldest was convinced she is possessed by the devil, but just to ignore it. Three more hours to go. FML

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By Sodapop40 - 21/06/2020 05:05

Today, my mom admitted to me that, when I was a baby, my grandmother kidnapped me and took me to the priest to perform an exorcism, because she swore I was the "spawn of Satan." FML

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By Anonymous - 07/09/2012 05:08 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I had to go into school for the third time this week because my son is claiming he's on bath salts and biting all his classmates. My son is 16. FML

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syki 22

Saturday 13 February 2016 8:28

Stone her.

sabby7 17

Saturday 13 February 2016 8:31

I've said it once and I'm gonna say it again. I can not stand people.

Comments

Kitouran 30

Saturday 13 February 2016 16:08

The closest to religion that is legally allowed in schools is the pledge of allegiance.

Glynnis62 13

Saturday 13 February 2016 17:02

So being a kid or having learning difficulties is similar to being demonically possessed?

UncleAdolf 6

Saturday 13 February 2016 18:11

I can take care of him for you....

8Dirty1 24

Saturday 13 February 2016 18:23

you never know OP you might end up being the nutjob in the end:)

HellboundAlleee 4

Saturday 13 February 2016 18:23

She has no right to bring her religion to the classroom like that, if your kid is in public school.

TheAspieDork 27

Saturday 13 February 2016 18:24

If I had to deal with her when I was a little kid, I probably would have ended up getting in a fight with her.

cecedarling 21

Saturday 13 February 2016 18:26

Good for you for not tolerating her behavior. Remove the child, remove whatever funding the school may receive from having him in their school. Win win in my book.

ThrottleJockey 35

Saturday 13 February 2016 18:38

I wouldn't get too concerned until she starts splashing him with Holy Water, screaming ,"the power of Christ compels you! ", while a young priest and an old priest read Scripture in the background.