Work: Face it

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By dawn - 21/07/2012 16:24 - Canada - Red Deer

Today, I realized that whenever I use emoticons, I tend to make the same face in real life. My coworkers gleefully showed me various pictures with my tongue out, face scrunched up, and so on, while staring at my phone. They've already made their way around the office. FML

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By Smile No More - 13/05/2011 12:27

Today, I was wondering why I was getting strange looks all day at work. When I got to a mirror after my shift, I noticed a booger hanging out of my nose, which was visible only when I smiled. My job involves greeting people all day with a huge smile. FML

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By Karaoke Queen - 20/11/2018 12:00

Today, I went to a work event and was having my picture taken with a coworker. Since we had done karaoke together, someone said we should pose like we were singing. I held my hand up like I was holding a mic and opened my mouth. It looked like I was performing a sex act. My boss glared at me. FML

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By Fred from NY - 22/07/2024 06:00 - United States - Rochester

Today, I was showing my grandma how to use emojis on her new smartphone. After she sent a cute smiley face, she went on to send a string of random emojis, including the eggplant and the peach, to her church group chat. When she found out the meaning those emojis usually have, she tried to ground me, even though I'm 28. FML

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By anon - 25/07/2013 04:44 - United States - Pleasantville

Today, one of my coworkers asked if I hated my life and was depressed because of how I look most of the time. This is just my facial expression. FML

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By Lady Madeira von Cuntshunt - 21/03/2014 20:46 - United States - Denver

Today, I received my employee ID, which I have to wear at all times at my new job. The only problem is that in my photo, I look like a donkey having a seizure. Customers keep snickering at it, and my boss thinks I posed like that deliberately. FML

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By ChangoFett - 26/05/2013 06:46 - United States - Laguna Hills

Today, I changed my teacher's PowerPoint picture to me making a funny face. He saw it and changed it to a picture of him, with a middle finger. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2011 21:36 - United Kingdom

Today, my boss called me into his office and bitched me out for a good half hour for my attitude to our customers. Apparently I always look pissed off and sound sarcastic. That's just my face at rest. FML

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By Jean Chretien Lookalike - 23/04/2021 02:04

Today, I was looking at baby photos of me with my mom. I realized that I was making a funny face in some of them, particularly when smiling. I asked my mom if that was a silly face I used to like making. She replied, "Oh, honey no, you had Bell's Palsy until you were two." FML

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By sarah - 18/04/2009 20:46 - United States

Today, I was at the Apple Store taking random pictures of myself. I took one with a really stupid face. This girl passes by and says, "Wow, that's a cool effect! You look just like an alien!" I wasn't using any effects. It was a regular picture. FML

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By beingthebossisoverrated - 16/07/2009 02:08 - United States

Today, I realized the extent of my crush on one of my employees. I found myself cropping our picture out of the staff photo to see what we would look like as a couple. FML

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ArmouredPenguin 2

Sunday 22 July 2012 3:10

Don't a lot of people do that? I know i do :)

Thorzix 23

Sunday 22 July 2012 3:10

Hey, at least you can be proud of being one of the only people who doesn't say "LOL" with a straight face

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twye 22

Sunday 22 July 2012 4:55

I do the same. But in the privacy of my own room.

dandancc 13

Sunday 22 July 2012 4:59

That can be kinda cute.

off_constantly 8

Sunday 22 July 2012 5:15

#firstworldproblems, oh wait this isn't Twitter...

MaryPoppins88 14

Sunday 22 July 2012 5:30

That's jokes I love it

freakincool 4

Sunday 22 July 2012 6:43

My dad makes funny faces when he watches movies. He makes the same facial expression the character is making. ROFL

jamalamadingdong 18

Sunday 22 July 2012 6:59

Am I the only one who tried to make every single face I saw while reading this thread?

TheYamBagga 5

Sunday 22 July 2012 7:17

I would be more worried about the fact that your coworkers are stalking you while you're texting and snapping pictures of you

bprince25 0

Sunday 22 July 2012 7:42

so have your co workers send you all of the pictures and use them instead. problem solved.

nevershoutkendal_fml 10

Sunday 22 July 2012 8:02

I do that. But only with angry faces. C: oh, and these. -----> c:

blink_kid 32

Sunday 22 July 2012 11:42

Does that mean your emotion is genuine?

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Today, after a long day at work, I walked into my room with the lights off and jumped on my bed. At least I would've if I haven't rearranged my room and instead face-planted onto my desk. FML

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Today, at work, I was helping a customer over the phone. Another customer came and asked me a question. I let them know I'd be with them shortly. They then said "I really think you should hang up. The customer is always first." FML

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Same thing different taste

Rude!

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