Food and Health: Fact check

Fact check

By Jasmine_smilee - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Canby

Today, I had to finally accept that I have an eating disorder when I caught myself checking for the nutrition facts and calories on my shampoo. FML

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Welshite 39

Monday 2 September 2013 16:04

No wonder I've gotten so fat. I don't use the recommended amount of shampoo; I just slather my hair with as much as I can.

NinjaJellyfish 27

Monday 2 September 2013 16:05

Acceptance is the first stage :) Eating disorders are hard to get over, so good luck :)

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cbelanger 9

Friday 1 November 2013 5:45

This doesn't even make sense Are you eating the shampoo? Or just not aware that you can't consume calories through scent?

danyellenicole94 10

Monday 21 July 2014 5:41

I just really hope your not making a joke about eating disorders. Ive had one for three years. So If you are. You are an ass hole. If not. It's just shampoo. You're not consuming it.

kevinwm0 14

Thursday 29 June 2023 17:48

Congratulations on acknowledging the issue! That's the hardest step in addressing it. Good luck with your next step!

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