Miscellaneous: Today, I went to the grocery store. As I was checking out, I...

By Creeped Out - 29/05/2017 18:00

Today, I went to the grocery store. As I was checking out, I went to grab the same item that the cashier was reaching for. He brushed my hand. He then both watched me creepily and asked my what lotion I used to make my hands so soft. When I left, he said, "I'll dream of you." FML

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By Lizofsmeg - 11/05/2012 05:03 - United States

Today, I was at my new boyfriend's flat. As I came out of the toilet he walked over, took my hand, looked at me and whispered, "You washed your hands. Good." in an extremely creepy manner. FML

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By beckbm23 - 21/11/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, at work at a grocery store an old couple came through my checkout lane. As I was putting their bagged groceries in the cart, the old man started feeling me up. FML

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By Ann - 18/06/2009 19:40 - United States

Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. While I was at the store, an employee came up to me and said, "You're beautiful!" When I came home I told my husband what had just happened. My husband then asked, "What was wrong with him?" FML

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By embarassed - 12/10/2009 14:13 - United States

Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2011 17:39 - United States

Today, I went to the grocery store with my mom's boyfriend. We were in the bread aisle when he picked up a loaf that was in my hand, and said, "No, no, you have to FEEL the bread," and started rubbing it all over his body. He's moving in next week. FML

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Stalker or coincidence?

By Jenny - 08/05/2020 05:00

Today, I went grocery shopping at the store near my house. Upon checking out, I look up to see that my cashier is none other than the woman I went on a date with a few months ago, and whose calls and texts I ignored after she began to obsess over me. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2014 19:00 - United Kingdom - Aylesbury

Today, an old man wanted to give me a tip for bagging his groceries. He slipped some money as deep into my pocket as he could, stroking my thigh for a few long seconds in the process, then he gave me a creepy smile and winked before walking away. FML

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Awkward

By reesemaster - 23/11/2010 00:18 - United States

Today, I went to use the public restroom. As I saw the toilet paper was out, I could see there was some hanging down from the other stall. As I went to grab it, I felt a hand grab mine and a voice ask seductively, "What were you reaching for?" FML

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By terrified - 18/01/2012 19:02 - United States

Today, out of habit, I said "See you later" to a creepy old male customer who stared at my chest the whole time I was serving him. His response was to wink and say, "Oh, you will." FML

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By badcomparison - 18/12/2016 07:02 - United States - Warrensburg

Today, I was at Bath and Body Works with a friend of mine. She wanted me to smell a particular lotion and when she brought it up to my nose, she squeezed the bottle and lotion went all over my face. Right after, a worker came by and commented how the lotion "got a little too excited". FML

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RichardPencil 30

Monday 29 May 2017 18:12

He'll probably go buy the same lotion to help "dreaming about you" go more smoothly, if you know what I mean.;)

species4872 19

Monday 29 May 2017 18:15

He's a keeper, er creeper.

Comments

nzfireman 14

Monday 29 May 2017 6:28

nawwww warm fuzzies .. not. that's sooo creepy

RichardPencil 30

Monday 29 May 2017 18:12

He'll probably go buy the same lotion to help "dreaming about you" go more smoothly, if you know what I mean.;)

species4872 19

Monday 29 May 2017 18:15

He's a keeper, er creeper.

worldclassrager 39

Monday 29 May 2017 18:17

Don't go to that register again...or make sure he isn't working there...

RichardPencil 30

Monday 29 May 2017 18:52

More like gross-ery store.

dade35 4

Monday 29 May 2017 20:43

Did he offer some fava beans?

Cali 54

Tuesday 30 May 2017 18:25

...and a nice chianti?

interesting33 36

Tuesday 30 May 2017 1:27

that might have been him having a weird sense of humour but it's still not appropriate. hope you are ok OP and ok to go back.

pjsr 32

Tuesday 30 May 2017 4:38

Inappropriate for a worker, but think how you'd feel if he was extremely hot. Take it as a compliment, avoid his line, and report it if it happens again.

lisyaorancrazed 16

Wednesday 31 May 2017 19:14

Under no circumstances should you ever take something like this as a compliment. It's creepy no matter their physical attractiveness level. Also, the OP never said the person wasn't good looking or at least decent looking.

sambmjmdjj 9

Tuesday 30 May 2017 5:17

If he had been better looking this be the "romantic" moment you were bragging to your friends about.

thatslifeiguess7 16

Tuesday 30 May 2017 5:32

I would go back ask a few questions Does he like butterflies? Especially rare ones? A poodle? A dungeon with a well? Does he collect baskets? Do they know him be name at lush?