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By crosseyed - 10/06/2009 19:42 - United Kingdom

Today, I was in the cafeteria when I noticed a new worker cleaning a table. As I passed her, she looked up and smiled at me. Thinking she was pulling a funny face, I jokingly crossed my eyes and smiled back. She looked hurt and continued working. Later, she served me my lunch. She was actually cross-eyed. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2009 16:36 - United States

Today, I was working at a portrait studio and was taking pictures of a little girl, I kept telling the girl to stop making silly faces when she smiles because her eyes go cross-eyed. After the third time I said it her mom grabbed the little girl and left. Turns out, she was naturally cross-eyed. FML

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By thatswhatsup66 - 20/03/2012 19:01 - United States - Greer

Today, I was at a restaurant, and I saw my friend. When we made eye contact, I made a creepy face at her and twitched my arms to make her laugh. A woman looked over said sadly, "Oh my God, that poor girl!" She thought I was "special." FML

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By nose hurts - 30/12/2012 01:01 - United States - Richmond

Today, I was leaning over cleaning a table at work, when my pretty coworker came up behind me and slapped me on the butt. I was so startled that I slipped and smashed my face into the table. Now she can't look at me without laughing. FML

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By amy - 16/10/2013 21:52 - United States - Wellesley Hills

Today, as I worked as a cashier, two girls came up laughing. I smiled as I rang them up, asking what had made them laugh so hard. One looked me dead in the face and said, "You." They then both walked away, laughing. FML

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By Gary McBain - 14/01/2023 06:00

Today, whilst in the break room at work, a girl I don’t know walked into the room. She gave me a look of utter disgust, then turned and walked back out of the room. I was so shocked, I burst out laughing. FML

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By Crochocinco85 - 13/03/2014 11:59 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I was walking through the main lobby at school and I saw someone waving at me, so I waved back. Turns out she was just cleaning a glass door. I heard laughter behind me. FML

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By Noname - 24/02/2009 23:00 - United States

Today, I got up early and really put some extra effort into my appearance to catch the eye of a cute guy at work. I walked in and the woman who sits at the desk beside me looks over and says, "Wow, are you sick? You're not looking too good." FML

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You deserved it 4 928

By Kamburgler - 02/07/2011 06:33 - United States

Today, this really cute guy at work kept flirting with me and cracking the funniest jokes. Before he left, he told me how much he enjoyed making me smile. An hour later, I saw my reflection in a mirror, I had a huge piece of food stuck in my teeth. FML

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You deserved it 5 724

By Salvation711 - 15/04/2012 15:29 - United States

Today, a woman was staring at me. This went on for about five minutes until I couldn't take it anymore. I screamed at her to cut it out. It turns out she had a lazy eye. FML

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You deserved it 33 930

By Smile No More - 13/05/2011 12:27

Today, I was wondering why I was getting strange looks all day at work. When I got to a mirror after my shift, I noticed a booger hanging out of my nose, which was visible only when I smiled. My job involves greeting people all day with a huge smile. FML

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julvett 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 2:03

She probably spit in your food...

Aciliveth 5

Thursday 11 June 2009 2:03

Oh man. I hope you apologized and explained yourself. And even then...

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WhiteDelight 4

Thursday 11 June 2009 2:01

im first! and that sucks

robbi_boo 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 2:01

hahaha wow you screwed that up

katierenee 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 3:48

woww haha too funni

ShadowLuffer 0

Saturday 3 September 2011 18:52

Sucks to be you... O.o

julvett 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 2:03

She probably spit in your food...

GamerChik 2

Monday 2 August 2010 9:00

lol wow

morgann4826 0

Saturday 30 October 2010 17:19

lmao I hope

tko 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 2:03

haha lol u idiot

Aciliveth 5

Thursday 11 June 2009 2:03

Oh man. I hope you apologized and explained yourself. And even then...

krr10 5

Wednesday 22 August 2012 6:49

Try using the line 'I can see why your eyes can't stop staring at each other...'

buckfasthero 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 2:04

whahahahahahaha. Guess who's getting their food spat in every day!

cheerbabe3254 4

Friday 27 January 2012 13:35

Ur picture is creepy and r u really dead cuz that is what ur info says

RandR 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 2:04

Wow, that sucks. I don't blame you though, I can see how that would happen. But to be her.. ouch. Get her flowers or some shit man. Poor girl :(

texasmadeG 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 8:36

agree with #7

Naheelawhatwhat 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 2:04

Never make fun of those different from you, unless you want something bad to happen to you. Stupid.

chunkofchange 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 2:05

lmfao! of all the faces to make

poopy910 8

Thursday 11 June 2009 2:05

ouch... i understand that you were trying to be funny but next time? no cross eyes.

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Today, I had a doctor's appointment because I've recently lost weight. I'm already underweight, and I was concerned because the weight loss has been causing some other health concerns to worsen. My doctor's exact words of advice? "Eating food usually leads to weight gain." FML

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