Kids, Transportation and Cars: Faith

Faith

By wtf mom?! - 06/04/2019 12:00

Today, I completely lost it when I found out my mom was driving around with my 20-month-old daughter not sat in a car seat. She told me I was overreacting, and that everything was fine since she “prayed for a safe journey.” FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2009 17:53 - United Kingdom

Today, my mother said she trusted me enough to go with me for my first drive in my new car. As soon as we got in the car, she started hyperventilating and screaming we're going to crash. I didn't even start the engine. FML

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Stress test

By haramara - 25/05/2021 17:01

Today, while driving on the streets for the first time, my mom decided that it would be an appropriate time to yell at me for every single mistake I’ve ever made in my life. This stressed me out so much I began driving against traffic. FML

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By houdinette - 22/11/2013 23:14 - Sweden - Norrk?ping

Today, while driving home, I looked in the rear-view mirror and saw that my three-year-old daughter had managed to get out of her seat and had crawled to the back window. I pulled over and strapped her in again. Five minutes later she was back at the window. FML

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Don't know, don't care

By Anonymous - 02/09/2024 13:00 - United States - Portland

Today, I was in a car accident. When I came home, I told my mom. She just got angry with me, blamed me for it, and didn't even ask if I was OK. FML

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By W1D0 - 20/08/2011 06:23 - United States

Today, while riding in the car with my mother, we got into an argument, at which point she pulled the vehicle over, took the key out of the ignition and used it to turn off the passenger airbag. She then continued driving in silence. FML

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You deserved it 5 029

Road rage

By notapetkiller - 26/07/2016 06:12 - United States - New Hyde Park

Today, while in the car with my mom, we accidentally ran over a dog who had sprinted into the road. Instead of stopping, my mom continued to drive as if nothing happened. Every time I tried to bring it up, she merely talked loudly over me. FML

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You deserved it 1 630

Cannonball

By Anonymous - 04/07/2024 23:00

Today, after her very first driving lesson, my daughter came home claiming she did really well. Which is suspicious since her instructor was at that moment on the phone with me yelling, saying I must be crazy if I think she’s ever getting in his car again, and that I should explain to her what a bus pass is. FML

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You deserved it 101

By John - 22/08/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, I took my 15 year old daughter driving. I yelled at her for not going safely around corners. On the way home, while demonstrating how to drive right, I went around a corner and hit a cement truck. FML

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You deserved it 57 962

Bat out of Hell

By ToxynneFlute - 05/09/2021 16:01 - United States - Battle Creek

Today, my kid threw a fit on our way home, wanting me to stop and call grandma. Why? Because she was convinced I was going to wreck the car, and grandma is a good driver who won't crash. When we got home, she stopped fussing, said, "Thank god, we're home," ran up to grandpa and said, "Mom's a scary driver." She's 3. FML

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You deserved it 378

By whitefox123 - 20/09/2010 00:07 - United States

Today, I was riding in the backseat while my mom was driving. Noticing she was driving way over the speed limit, I opened a police siren app on my iPod to make her slow down. When she realized, she pulled over, kicked me out of the car and made me walk home. FML

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You deserved it 45 553

colderthanyou 15

Saturday 6 April 2019 13:47

Holy **** I don’t think I’d ever leave my child in her care again. That is SO dangerous!!

Dave_Davington 33

Saturday 6 April 2019 17:15

And here we have Exhibit B.

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MidnaLink 33

Saturday 6 April 2019 12:48

… … … … … Is she higher than 50 kites or something?

colderthanyou 15

Saturday 6 April 2019 13:47

Holy **** I don’t think I’d ever leave my child in her care again. That is SO dangerous!!

Dave_Davington 33

Saturday 6 April 2019 13:52

See, this is why you should not just "respect their beliefs", rather than treating religion like the harmful bullshit that it is.

Dave_Davington 33

Saturday 6 April 2019 17:15

And here we have Exhibit B.

Charlie Given 26

Saturday 6 April 2019 21:25

lol was thinking the same thing because they don't believe that same magic being just instantly made humans🙄😂

tounces7 27

Sunday 7 April 2019 3:39

Her retardation directly ties in with her beliefs.

TxKitten79 10

Saturday 6 April 2019 16:48

Yeah. It's time to ban your mother from driving your daughter around. I'd be livid too!

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 6 April 2019 17:36

I hope her prayers to not get pulled over by a cop work.

Yudith 24

Saturday 6 April 2019 18:33

At least OP's mother didn't forget the baby somewhere.

acmariner99 25

Saturday 6 April 2019 19:09

Well I guess thoughts and prayers make it all ok.

Charlie Given 26

Saturday 6 April 2019 21:29

🙄yup gotta love those religtard's

Akitakat 31

Saturday 6 April 2019 22:58

It’s a good thing that God protects the drunk & the stupid... as they say.

zhawk316 5

Saturday 6 April 2019 23:25

Your child is a year and a half old. Stop using months after a year you 480 month old moron.

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Faith

Same thing different taste

Stress test

Don't know, don't care

Road rage

Cannonball

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