Transportation: Fake it til you make it

Fake it til you make it

By Anonymous - 07/08/2010 23:36 - United States

Today, while driving, I made a fake phone call with my fake boyfriend, making him sound amazing to my friends who were in the car with me. Until the red and blue flashing lights pulled up behind us. My fake boyfriend cost me $160 in real fines. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 970

You deserved it 66 593

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2009 21:14 - United States

Today, I was driving to work. I saw a cute boy in the car next to me. To try and look cool, I pretended I was talking on my cell phone. I got pulled over and got a ticket for using my cell phone while driving. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 239

You deserved it 70 687

By Anonymous - 14/10/2009 01:34 - United States

Today, while walking in the mall, I spotted my ex boyfriend with his friends. To make myself look less lonely, I put my iPhone up to my ear and started an imaginary conversation with my invisible boyfriend. As I passed him, my phone started ringing loudly. It was him calling. He knew I was faking. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 430

You deserved it 46 003

By tvaladie - 17/04/2009 00:19 - United States

Today, I was bored and decided it would be fun to pretend to be an undercover cop and pull over other cars. The first car I pulled over was a real undercover cop. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 147

You deserved it 350 370

Classic

By anonymous - 18/09/2009 04:20 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for going a few miles per hour over the speed limit. The cop asked for my license and registration. I happened to look down at my wallet while he was processing everything and saw my license in my wallet. I gave the cop my fake I.D. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 715

You deserved it 66 311

Red flags all over the place

By DumpedHisAss - 14/10/2009 15:19 - United States

Today, I got a phone call from my boyfriend, who screamed at me for being a f-ing liar and never taking time for him. He'd called my work and knew I wasn't there as I said I'd be. He was right - I was lying. I'd been driving for the past 10 hours to his family's beach house to surprise him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 293

You deserved it 3 777

By Noname - 22/02/2009 01:19 - United States

Today, I got my fake ID and went out with the boys to dinner and the bars. One of my friends asked to see my ID. He noticed my birthday didn't make me over 21. I paid $170 for a fake ID with my real birthday. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 409

You deserved it 76 563

By Kevin - 09/09/2011 12:10 - United Kingdom

Today, I wrote a fake phone number on my neck to make it look like someone had hit on me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 201

You deserved it 42 942

By FakeID - 06/05/2009 20:05 - United States

Today, I was pulled over for speeding. When the police officer approached me and asked for license and registration, I accidentally gave him my fake I.D. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 419

You deserved it 139 037

By AE86Turbo - 03/05/2011 05:22 - United States

Today, I saw a car swerving in front of me on the freeway, so I whipped out my cell to report the DUI. As soon as it started ringing, I see police lights in my rear view and got slapped with a ticket for using a cell phone while driving. After explaining why, the officer said, "Nice try." FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 780

You deserved it 28 529

By Dr_Gip - 18/10/2012 04:50 - United States

Today, I was so engrossed in a phone call that I drove off without pumping gas after I'd prepaid $50. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 932

You deserved it 43 862

MrFancy 0

Sunday 8 August 2010 9:13

it's people like you who cause hundreds of deaths in car related casualties! YDI, every bit of it

chillinAK 9

Sunday 8 August 2010 9:14

this has to be the most idiotic thing I have heard all day. why do you care if you look cool or not? are they going to pay your fine?grow up a little, huh?

Comments

krez 20

Monday 9 August 2010 6:23

I hope you got an insurance surcharge too. Idiots like you should be off the road.

meli5_fml 0

Monday 9 August 2010 6:34

Get your fake boyfriend to pay.

alfiozm 0

Monday 9 August 2010 7:13

WTF that's mad weird ...that's why your single

b1acksharpi3mark 0

Monday 9 August 2010 7:15

Where is driving with a phone illegal??

marissar30 0

Monday 9 August 2010 7:19

There are two things I don't understand about some people. Why do you care what others think and why to you feel you need a boyfriend to make your life complete? Until you are happy with yourself and don't care what others think your life will always be lame and incomplete. Btw, true friends don't lie to their friends.

randomviolet 0

Monday 9 August 2010 7:46

20-u r a fukken ass u know that maybe ur mad cuz ur single GET A LIFE!!!!!!!'

Turdburgled 0

Monday 9 August 2010 7:52

it's helpful to have a further explanation of the FML

Nikie1986 0

Monday 9 August 2010 8:44

You shouldn't care what others think. If you feel you have to impress your friends with an imaginary boyfriend then are they really your friends? Not to mention if you live in a state with a law against driving while on a cell phone then you should have known better even if it was a fake call. You deserve your ticket.