Miscellaneous: Today, while walking in the mall, I spotted my ex boyfriend with...

By Anonymous - 14/10/2009 01:34 - United States

Today, while walking in the mall, I spotted my ex boyfriend with his friends. To make myself look less lonely, I put my iPhone up to my ear and started an imaginary conversation with my invisible boyfriend. As I passed him, my phone started ringing loudly. It was him calling. He knew I was faking. FML

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You deserved it 46 002

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By Ohgreat - 17/10/2009 16:25 - United States

Today, I discovered I was at the same restaurant as my ex and his new girlfriend. Quickly, I picked up my mother's phone when she wasn't looking, and began to pretend to talk to a fake new boyfriend. Few seconds later, the waiter loudly asked me if I was done talking into the calculator. FML

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You deserved it 46 766

By LonelyAF - 12/08/2017 13:00

Today, I was so lonely I called my stalker ex-boyfriend. He was too busy to talk. FML

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You deserved it 4 346

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2024 16:00 - Canada

Today, I butt-dialed my ex-boyfriend while venting to my best friend about how hot but emotionally unavailable he is. I realized this when there was a lull in the conversation and I heard his tinny little voice coming out of the phone, saying, "I can hear you." FML

I agree, your life sucks 133

You deserved it 498

By Anonymous - 07/04/2011 13:28 - United Kingdom

Today, a guy who annoys me walked over. To avoid speaking to him, I pretended to be on the phone and he walked away. A few moments later, my phone rang. I looked around to see if he'd seen me. He had. He was the one calling me from down the hall. FML

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You deserved it 40 085

She definitely heard

By Anonymous - 09/09/2021 02:00

Today, I had to go to the mall for a quick errand. While there one of my friends who works at a phone booth was there and I stayed for a little bit chatting with him. While chatting, a girl passed by. She was so pretty that I blurted out, "What a woman!" out loud. Turns out it was my ex. FML

I agree, your life sucks 259

You deserved it 1 431

By sounfair90 - 27/05/2009 04:06 - United States

Today, I felt left out by the fact that all my friends are getting married or have great relationships, and my boyfriend won't commit. I made a Facebook up and pretended to talk with this really cute guy I made up. Today, I found out that my boyfriend is gay when he started hitting on my made-up Facebook guy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 64 748

You deserved it 21 428

By ForeverAlone - 15/09/2011 21:46 - Canada

Today, I was at my cousin's house. We weren't spending time together because he was always texting. After a couple of minutes, I got jealous. I played a ringtone on my cell, and "answered" it. I had a whole conversation with nobody in an attempt to seem somewhat more popular than a 10-year-old. FML

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You deserved it 29 205

Fake it til you make it

By Anonymous - 07/08/2010 23:36 - United States

Today, while driving, I made a fake phone call with my fake boyfriend, making him sound amazing to my friends who were in the car with me. Until the red and blue flashing lights pulled up behind us. My fake boyfriend cost me $160 in real fines. FML

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You deserved it 66 591

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By sucker - 07/09/2019 17:01 - United States - Duluth

Today, I went on a date I was really enjoying. My ex-boyfriend called halfway through. When I answered, he told me he wanted to get back together and couldn’t stop thinking about me. I didn’t realize my phone was on speaker. My date heard everything. FML

I agree, your life sucks 678

You deserved it 2 538

Oh, hai Mark!

By Erika - 05/05/2019 14:00

Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend on campus. Upset, I decided to go to McDonald's to eat my painful memories away. While in the drive-thru line, I realized my ex was right in front of me. It looked like I'd followed him all the way from campus. He thinks I'm a stalker now. FML

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You deserved it 451

null_fml 11

Wednesday 14 October 2009 10:23

Honestly... your ex is awesome. That's the best thing he could have possibly done in that situation.

Moemoemoe_fml 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 10:23

Which is why you switch the ringer off before pulling such stunts...

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Moemoemoe_fml 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 10:23

Which is why you switch the ringer off before pulling such stunts...

neonokku 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 12:43

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Show it anyway

paivarotti 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 18:16

No, that's the kind of crap that chicks make up so they can feel better about themselves. It's pure bull crap.

maverick21703 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 18:21

Which is why you don't pull stunts like this to begin with. Because someday someone's going to call your bluff and the consolation prize is humiliation and I suppose an FML post.

Sucks2beYouxD 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 16:41

ditto^ Dun even know why ppl would care bout these kind of matters when it comes to meeting their ex again. Does US couple always have to become sort of enemies of each other as soon as they break up? What about being friend again? -_- If not, then simply "I'm fine without you" whatsoever... Why care?

woosah 16

Sunday 7 November 2010 8:07

he won

null_fml 11

Wednesday 14 October 2009 10:23

Honestly... your ex is awesome. That's the best thing he could have possibly done in that situation.

LemonadePink 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 10:30

Orrrrr he could have just ignored her and saved her the embarrassment, maybe? Though she does deserve it for going out of her way to try and make him notice her. Eh.

jloveee 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 10:26

lol owned.

liveBabylon 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 10:27

FAIL!!!!

dahlia_springs 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 10:27

YDI for "trying to make yourself look less lonely"

ruby29 0

Monday 12 July 2010 5:08

she does deserve it.

ILIEKGIRLS 5

Wednesday 14 October 2009 10:28

HURRRRRRRR DURRRRRRRRRRR I'M COOL BECAUSE I HAVE AN IPHONE.

Peroxide 3

Wednesday 14 October 2009 10:29

You sure are, here, have a cookie.

x0stormbringer 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 11:24

(::) thats a pretty smexi cookie ;)

evangldbrg 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 22:23

chokalat ship?

_Noon_ 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 10:31

Classic.

Jimboom 11

Wednesday 14 October 2009 10:33

You 100% deserve it. That was a douche move and you know it!

arcades_fire 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 10:35

That's probably the tip of the iceberg as to why you are his ex.

gonzolove 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 11:13

My thoughts exactly.

noshitsherlock 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 11:29

yeah, she sounds like a crazy bitch.

lo1337a 1

Wednesday 14 October 2009 10:37

I don't understand why people don't put their phones on silent before doing this.

redbluegreen 40

Wednesday 14 October 2009 10:43

I know! I mean, seriously. And everyone gets so insecure around their exs, it's ridiculous!

Veritas143 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 0:13

yeah i never understood that either..why do people always need to prove something to their ex or one up them or w/e? I just stop giving a shit after a break up..you go your way, I'll go mine.