By Kevin - 09/09/2011 12:10 - United Kingdom

Today, I wrote a fake phone number on my neck to make it look like someone had hit on me. FML
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GrammarNaziFTW 0

Yeah because whenever I hit on somebody, my first instinct is to write my number on their neck.

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cruxx 0

I think your hand would have worked just as well..

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yougotapes 7

That's really lame... On the neck? How did u manage that?

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abbyelizabeth 9

9: a mirror, with your hand, and a pen. Doesnt seem that difficult.

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xlord 27

If OP is so desperate he should just try asking someone out. If that doesn't work then there is always chloroform.

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Mean_Mr_Mustard 9

If they used a mirror then wouldn't it be backwards when some one read it? Or the "person" who wrote it would have had to have written it backwards.. Right? Or am I remembering mirror reading wrong?

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xlord 27

^^^ and if that doesn't work there is always a bottle of lube, tissues and the epitome of mankind: Internet ****.

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Doctorhowl 0

Wonder if he wrote it backwards in the mirror. That'd be a better FML

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fakeaccountX 6

You deserve a punch to the face. Then it'd look like someone just plain hit you.

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TheCylonmaster 3

I hope the ink seeped through your skin and went into your vitals for being a dumbass. I could only wish

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chika_yeaah23 0

who hits on people by writing numbers in another persons neck? that doesn't make sense. ydi

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KaskStunter 4

there is a button for that

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AnonymousTroll 2

What's the phone number? I want to call it now.

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NeatNit 32

I hate these 'baah I'm so lonely I had to lie about it' FMLs. They're ALWAYS YDI's and not funny :/

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theaws0m3guy 4

Lol..."Hey! Why's my mom's phone number on your neck...."

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madaoxsan 9

@67 WHAAAT? pots calling kettles kitchen wares?

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rexgar2000 10

I guess that would be hot if a girl wrote it on my neck.

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Krista835 5

That's what I was thinking, I have yet to see someone give out their number by writing it on the persons neck haha.

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somerandomdude19 2

Someone should hit on you.. Oops i mean hit you..

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j_cat187 19

You could have it on your dick, but then again no one will ever see it.

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sxe_beast 11

This sounds EXTREMELY pathetic.

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NotAPedo 0

I just imagine the dude showing it off to all these people and some random old guy getting pissed off cause of the random calls he's been getting all day. "NO IM NOT NO LADY NAMED BRITTANY! ASSHOLES!!!" *slams vintage house phone*

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False_Stupidity 41

That's what I don't get, if some chick wrote their number on my neck, how the **** would I read it the next day?

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False_Stupidity 41

That's what I don't get, if some chick wrote their number on my neck, how the **** would I read it the next day?

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kgbjay 1

Lol ever is just like "oh add me on facebook" these days

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MotleyManiac 7

Haha. This is quite possibly the most pathetic thing I've ever read. YDI for sure.

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RecklessJellyBea 7

On your neck? You should have punched yourself in the face.

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CyonideCyns 0

.... On your neck? That's stupid of you.

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techweed 12

Nah, man, you don't have to do that, life isn't all about dating and sex

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hairguitarhero 5

Yeah, there's pizza and video games. But they're still not as good as sex. I'm not saying go rape someone. But...

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minisquid 9

Eat, drink, and drink more, for tomorrow ye shall have a weekend to sleep off thine hangover. That was too wordy. I'm gonna go brainstorm.

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olpally 32

Agreed... Op sounds desperate for attention.. Jeez

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enonymous 8

Almost as sad as getting turned on while 2 dogs French kiss in a picture

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newjerseyguy 0

I'm thinking that the poster gets alot of rejection hotline numbers.

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ssoccerchick97 16

That's too long :]

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alexangel33 18

The puppies in your pic are getting more action then op lol

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GrammarNaziFTW 0

Yeah because whenever I hit on somebody, my first instinct is to write my number on their neck.

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RyanMacVey 17

i generally go for the ****.. but never the neck :s

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RedPillSucks 31

and write it in braile

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akallaan 7

Because that's definitely where someone writes their number. You must be really good looking into mirrors and reading stuff mirror imaged.

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Lei_Aili 18

Numbers aren't very difficult to read backwards.

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