Transportation: False alarm

False alarm

By sillyrabbit - 24/02/2009 04:29 - United States

Today, after I had filled up my car and got into it I saw a cute guy running towards me. I flashed a smile and left the door open and said, "Hey" when he was next to me. He said, "The pump is still attached to your car, you really should be more careful." FML

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You deserved it 46 641

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2009 04:17 - United States

Today, I stopped by the gas station. As I was filling up I noticed a cute guy at the pump next to me. When I was done, I gave him a wink before opening my car door. It was locked. I had to call my Dad to bring my spare keys. The guy was laughing the whole time as I waited for my Dad to show up. FML

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You deserved it 54 484

You dipstick!

By mah - 16/01/2010 02:25 - United States

Today, while getting gas, a hottie pulled-up to the pump next to me. I finished filling my tank and started to drive away. As I was checking her out and paying no attention to my driving, I ended up taking the front bumper off her car with my truck. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 057

You deserved it 40 464

By stranded - 19/05/2011 11:46 - United States

Today, my car ran out of gas. I was 20 feet away from the gas pump and the only person I could ask for help was the attendant, who'd asked me out a week ago. I'd said no, and so did he. FML

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You deserved it 15 970

It's not what you think, sorry

By Anonymous - 30/01/2010 07:04 - United States

Today, I was driving home and stopped at a light. A cute guy in the truck ahead of me waved me forward and told me to roll down my window. It was the first time a cute guy had talked to me in a while so I was pretty excited. He told me to turn my lights on. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 334

You deserved it 10 236

By relievedbutashamed - 22/02/2019 20:00

Today, I left a coffee shop abruptly to go to my car to let out some really bad and loud gas. My window was partly open because it's broken. A stranger was walking on the sidewalk in front of me. He looked terrified. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 935

You deserved it 434

By sam - 17/01/2011 03:32

Today, I watched as a guy hit my car, laugh when he saw me running towards him, and drive away. FML

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You deserved it 2 239

Easy mistake

By NoFightResponse - 24/04/2009 03:53 - United States

Today, I parked my car on the street late at night, when I was distracted by a text message. Some guy then gets in my passenger side. Panicked, thinking I was being robbed, I bolt out of my car bruising my head and dropping my phone onto the pavement. The guy meant to get in the car behind me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 252

You deserved it 7 143

Disappointed

By Lonelyhopeful - 05/12/2016 20:08

Today, I was driving in a busy area looking for a place to park. I happened to lock eyes with a really handsome man who was walking alongside the road. He approached my car with a huge, gorgeous smile, and as I rolled my window down, he asked, "Are you my Uber?" FML

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You deserved it 999

By **(: - 09/08/2011 04:23 - United States

Today, I learned that if you stare down an attractive man while pumping gas, he'll stare back. Then he might ask for your number. At which point his girlfriend will get out of the car and threaten to kick your ass. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 551

You deserved it 12 607

By Anonymous - 15/03/2010 04:34 - United States

Today, I was at the gas station pumping gas when the lady in front of me had a little boy who asked if he could pump the gas. She said yes and then quickly answered her phone, as it was ringing. She wasn't watching him and he pulled out the pump to early, spraying gas all over me, including my face. FML

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You deserved it 3 022

Bauer_fml 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 9:06

Smoooooooooth. (Dear FML members, I know there's a pun somewhere in this FML. Find it.)

Chiroptera_Man 10

Monday 14 October 2013 20:13

He must have not been too hot, or else this could have been a very flammable situation! :D 'Cause of the gas... and... hot.. fire... stuff. c:

Comments

kat0ria 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 20:06

Smooth. Way to go.

thecrapblog 8

Sunday 25 November 2012 14:54

Yea that was totally smooth

Musemusic88 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 20:33

#18 is a troll OP is a dumb woman driver I watched some woman do this like a month ago, I lold so hard

MechaMew2 0

Monday 27 April 2009 5:41

Well, at least the guy warned you that you had the pump still in your car. It would have been bad if you switched the car on. He saved your life, if anything. Be grateful.

vampirate 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 8:45

haha bimbo.

tweeters14 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 5:42

Canada!!!

Sloopy_fml 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 7:18

Wow this isn't an fml.

cmac86 23

Friday 14 August 2009 7:27

dumb blonde. or should I just say stupid bitch?

DynamicDave 11

Wednesday 9 September 2009 5:47

Where's the 'so what' button?

Rewban 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 3:44

Out of everything I've read on this site (and I've read a good bit), this is the FML thank ranks number one for not actually being an FML. A "cute guy" did you a favour (you could have talked to him after the incident), and no physical damage done to anyone or anything. Why is this an FML?