Miscellaneous: Family snapshot

Family snapshot

By Anonymous - 25/10/2016 05:06

Today, our family reunion began with my sister calling my brother's current crazy girlfriend by his last crazy girlfriend's name and ended with my dad telling my adopted niece that he wanted a family picture without her in it, but she could be in the next one. FML

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By TappedAnts - 08/04/2016 01:45 - United States - Seabrook

Today, I went to a family reunion with my brother and my mother. She spent quite a while giving a glowing introduction for my brother to one of her cousins. Then, just before walking off, she jerked a thumb in my direction and said, "Oh, yeah, and that's his sister." FML

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By Anonymous - 03/09/2009 13:25 - United States

Today, I was talking to my sister-in-law on the phone. She brought up the family reunion last weekend and how my family is so strange. I didn't know there was a reunion, I wasn't invited. FML

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Oh, hai Mark

By Jenn - 03/07/2013 02:39 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I saw my older sister for the first time in three years. We hadn't spoke since I found out that she was the woman my college boyfriend left me for. Unfortunately, our reunion was fueled by her two-year-old son's desire to meet his dad. My husband. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2011 05:15 - United States

Today, while at my boyfriend's cousin's birthday party, I was hanging around with his sister as I didn't know anyone. She was talking to some friends when one of them asked her, "So, is your brother still going out with that crazy chick?" Her answer was to introduce me. FML

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By Noname - 08/03/2009 13:34 - United Kingdom

Today, my brother had his fiancée over to meet the whole family. We were having a great time with her, and my mother gushed to her that she was like the daughter she never had. I'm her daughter. FML

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Succession

By Anonymous - 30/04/2022 16:00

Today, I reunited with my mother and my sisters after a long time. I actually walked out of the reunion, too, after I drove 800 km away, only to find out that they're fighting over my late father's inheritance. I had vanished from my family because they were always possessive and crawling up my ass every time. FML

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By Its_Sinon - 12/11/2015 08:38 - United States - Oceanside

Today, I got married. After the ceremony, my sister asked to talk to me. I followed her and she told me that we are no longer related because we don't have the same last name anymore. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2013 15:20 - United States - Seattle

Today, I was meeting my boyfriend's family for the first time. The minute I stepped in the door his mother hit me in the face and kicked me out because I was "the slut her husband cheated on her with." My older sister and I look much alike. Too much alike. FML

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By AL - 21/09/2011 05:53 - United States

Today, my mom is marrying my ex boyfriend's dad. The same ex boyfriend who I caught cheating on me with my sister. Family gatherings are going to be such a joy! FML

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By uetlqdja - 21/05/2011 15:31 - United States

Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML

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whyme203 15

Tuesday 25 October 2016 16:55

Wow sorry OP sounds like your family has some issues and I also feel bad for your niece having to go through that

DesignOfHalogen 18

Tuesday 25 October 2016 17:06

Poor niece

Comments

Murderoctopus 17

Tuesday 25 October 2016 16:51

Shit that is a cluster **** of a family you have there

cargobob 15

Tuesday 25 October 2016 16:54

That was a rollercoaster from start to finish wow

whyme203 15

Tuesday 25 October 2016 16:55

Wow sorry OP sounds like your family has some issues and I also feel bad for your niece having to go through that

DesignOfHalogen 18

Tuesday 25 October 2016 17:06

Poor niece

siggy_mcsigx 22

Tuesday 25 October 2016 17:13

**** your niece's life D:

InfiniteSunshine 32

Tuesday 25 October 2016 17:25

Geez, quite a family you have there OP. If it was an accident and she wasn't purposely trying to start drama, I can understand your sister's mix up. Especially since it seems like your brother's gf and ex share similar traits. However, your dad is a major jerk. Your poor niece, I hope someone called him out on that. If I was your niece I'd probably respond with "fine, but as long as I can have a family picture without you in it."