Miscellaneous: Family time

Family time

By Anonymous - 28/06/2009 18:25 - Israel

Today, I woke up late. My grandparents had slept over the night before, but they usually leave early. I heard someone in the kitchen and, thinking it was my brother, I said, "Thank god, the geriatric crew is FINALLY gone." My grandma then responded, "No, we're not." FML

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By jasminejzhu - 14/04/2013 09:58 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, after an exhausting weekend of work, I decided to take a nap. I was awoken several hours later by my mother-in-law knocking on my door. Apparently my 11-year-old called up grandma to complain that she was hungry and that mum was sleeping instead of cooking dinner. FML

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Eye bleach

By Anonymous - 06/05/2009 01:39 - United States

Today, my grandparents are in town for the weekend and are staying in our guest bedroom. This morning I went upstairs to get a drink of water, only to see my 75 year-old grandfather standing stark naked with the fridge door open. He then asked me if we had any coffee creamer. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2013 02:04 - United States - Plano

Today, I arrived at my grandparents'. They already had guests so I had to sleep in the cottage. It wasn’t that bad until when I was making the bed I found a dead rotting possum in the blankets. When I told my grandmother, she simply said, "Deal with it, wimp." FML

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By kha - 24/03/2009 10:18 - United States

Today, I decided to surprise-visit my grandparents. After knocking on the door and not getting a response, I opened it and walked in. Upon entering their house and yelling, "Hello", as I turned the corner I saw my near-deaf grandmother folding clothes while watching TV. She was topless. FML

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By ubbernoob - 05/03/2009 19:33 - United States

Today, I walked into my house to find everyone sitting around the table and looking sad. I thought it would be a good time to crack a joke and said, "What's wrong? Grandma finally die?" Turns out she had. FML

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Get up!

By Casino - 02/04/2009 01:17 - United States

Today, I bitched out my grandmother, who lives with my family, for being lazy and laying in bed until 6-7pm for the past month. When I was done, she told me she had been diagnosed with cancer and was depressed because of it. Nobody had bothered to tell me. FML

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A saint

By Anonymous - 14/06/2020 20:07

Today, I'm taking care of my bedridden, 94-year-old grandma. She woke me up at 6 a.m. only to tell me her UTI is still there. Later, she made me interrupt my 15-minute-dinner a total of 4 times because she wanted things like "more lotion in her buttcrack." FML

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You deserved it 212

By TheFatOne - 31/08/2014 19:27 - United States

Today, I had to cancel my plans to go see my grandma, because I wasn't feeling too well. I called her to apologize, but she had trouble remembering who I was. When I told her my name, she said "Oh, the FAT one." Yes grandma, the fat one. FML

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Oh, hello there!

By secretmisery05 - 25/05/2020 17:00

Today, my husband and I waited until the TV shut off at 11 p.m. in the next room to signal his grandmother had retired to her bed upstairs. After doing it on a very squeaky bed, we went out naked half an hour later to go to the restroom across the hall, only to discover his Nana laying on the couch. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/08/2011 20:21 - United Kingdom

Today, my religious parents were hosting a family dinner. Not only did we have to wait over an hour for my grandma to finally show up, but when she did, she had her 30 year old boytoy in tow. Apparently, "Granny has needs too you know, hahaha!" Goodbye peaceful family. FML

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Pb_lily 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 23:11

Respect your elders.

nwoodh 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 23:19

You will REALLY regret that someday, when they aren't there anymore to make fun of. I promise.

Comments

ryanr21 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 23:09

1st!! Never assume

bhatia26 0

Monday 29 June 2009 8:32

Reply to first so i can be at the top how long before this gets buried? :P

futtgoredo 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 4:42

Imma be

ToastyXD 0

Friday 5 March 2010 15:21

...

lizzilla8297 2

Sunday 18 April 2010 0:27

that assumption was stupid.

pen_island21 0

Friday 6 August 2010 4:23

wowwwww

krazygirl100 9

Sunday 17 April 2011 7:03

pwnd lol :D

Pb_lily 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 23:11

Respect your elders.

Fahad_fml 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 23:12

fourth! you should have at least checked to make sure it was your brother. YDI

uguysareidiots 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 23:12

3rd! you desearved it.

ReWritable 0

Monday 29 June 2009 0:37

Grandpa: Morning! OP: **** you.

16274692 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 23:13

ooh, a bit harsh on your end, no?

ALittleBitCrazy 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 23:13

Even I won't say something that stupid

cucuto89 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 23:14

Cool Story BRo

manoverboard 0

Monday 29 June 2009 1:10

Why do you keep saying that? >'

cherlana32 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 23:15

Well that sucks for all of you. You grandparents discovered their grandchild sucks, and you can look forward to being written out of the will!

opendaz 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 23:15

2637th person if it really cares!..um YDI..respect old folks..they will bless u when they go for a long trip "DIE"

Lonely_Lez 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 23:17

Wow... you're a horrible person.

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Today, to celebrate moving into a new apartment, my girlfriend decided she would get a kitten. She didn't know I'm allergic to cats. When I told her, she decided that she couldn't date someone who couldn't be around her cat; the one she doesn't have yet. FML

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Today, my sister came over for a visit. I was going to surprise her with the news that I had spontaneously gotten a cat. The first thing she told me when she came in was that she ran over my neighbor's cat. None of my neighbors have cats. FML

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Today, I used an air freshener in my room to make it smell good. At first, the smell was pretty pleasant. However, by the time it'd "soaked in" it smelled just like weed. My whole room stinks of it, and now my mum is convinced I've been smoking pot in my room. FML

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Today, I waited over 30 minutes in freezing cold weather for my bus. When it finally arrived, I went to get on board, but slipped and fell on the icy ground. The driver waited a whole 2 seconds before snorting, "Ain't nobody got time for this shit", closing the doors, and driving off. FML

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Today, after parking my car, I was informed by an incredibly hot girl that my tail light was faulty. I tried hitting it to make it work again. Guess who has 5 stitches and a smashed tail light? FML

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Today, my friend, who is gay, announced that he's getting married. I implored him to not invite my parents and (especially) my grandma, for reasons that I'm sure you can figure out, but he did anyway. Long story short, he's inconsolable. What excellent parents I have. FML

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