Miscellaneous: Family time

Family time

By Anonymous - 28/06/2009 18:25 - Israel

Today, I woke up late. My grandparents had slept over the night before, but they usually leave early. I heard someone in the kitchen and, thinking it was my brother, I said, "Thank god, the geriatric crew is FINALLY gone." My grandma then responded, "No, we're not." FML

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By jasminejzhu - 14/04/2013 09:58 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, after an exhausting weekend of work, I decided to take a nap. I was awoken several hours later by my mother-in-law knocking on my door. Apparently my 11-year-old called up grandma to complain that she was hungry and that mum was sleeping instead of cooking dinner. FML

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Eye bleach

By Anonymous - 06/05/2009 01:39 - United States

Today, my grandparents are in town for the weekend and are staying in our guest bedroom. This morning I went upstairs to get a drink of water, only to see my 75 year-old grandfather standing stark naked with the fridge door open. He then asked me if we had any coffee creamer. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2013 02:04 - United States - Plano

Today, I arrived at my grandparents'. They already had guests so I had to sleep in the cottage. It wasn’t that bad until when I was making the bed I found a dead rotting possum in the blankets. When I told my grandmother, she simply said, "Deal with it, wimp." FML

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By kha - 24/03/2009 10:18 - United States

Today, I decided to surprise-visit my grandparents. After knocking on the door and not getting a response, I opened it and walked in. Upon entering their house and yelling, "Hello", as I turned the corner I saw my near-deaf grandmother folding clothes while watching TV. She was topless. FML

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By ubbernoob - 05/03/2009 19:33 - United States

Today, I walked into my house to find everyone sitting around the table and looking sad. I thought it would be a good time to crack a joke and said, "What's wrong? Grandma finally die?" Turns out she had. FML

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Get up!

By Casino - 02/04/2009 01:17 - United States

Today, I bitched out my grandmother, who lives with my family, for being lazy and laying in bed until 6-7pm for the past month. When I was done, she told me she had been diagnosed with cancer and was depressed because of it. Nobody had bothered to tell me. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/06/2020 20:07

Today, I'm taking care of my bedridden, 94-year-old grandma. She woke me up at 6 a.m. only to tell me her UTI is still there. Later, she made me interrupt my 15-minute-dinner a total of 4 times because she wanted things like "more lotion in her buttcrack." FML

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By TheFatOne - 31/08/2014 19:27 - United States

Today, I had to cancel my plans to go see my grandma, because I wasn't feeling too well. I called her to apologize, but she had trouble remembering who I was. When I told her my name, she said "Oh, the FAT one." Yes grandma, the fat one. FML

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By secretmisery05 - 25/05/2020 17:00

Today, my husband and I waited until the TV shut off at 11 p.m. in the next room to signal his grandmother had retired to her bed upstairs. After doing it on a very squeaky bed, we went out naked half an hour later to go to the restroom across the hall, only to discover his Nana laying on the couch. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/08/2011 20:21 - United Kingdom

Today, my religious parents were hosting a family dinner. Not only did we have to wait over an hour for my grandma to finally show up, but when she did, she had her 30 year old boytoy in tow. Apparently, "Granny has needs too you know, hahaha!" Goodbye peaceful family. FML

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Pb_lily 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 23:11

Respect your elders.

nwoodh 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 23:19

You will REALLY regret that someday, when they aren't there anymore to make fun of. I promise.

Comments

sweetxxdreams 0

Monday 29 June 2009 1:25

that's so mean! you'll be old one day and i hope your grandkids treat you as crappy as that! YDI for being dumb and not being respectful.

HeyyyBrahhh 0

Monday 29 June 2009 1:31

Lol.

Snella_fml 0

Monday 29 June 2009 1:45

I can't decide what's funnier, the OP's stupidity or vdrummer's desperation.

lastminuteperm 0

Monday 29 June 2009 1:47

YDI for being an ass.

jjman1221 0

Monday 29 June 2009 3:24

Thank god

Korosu 0

Monday 29 June 2009 3:33

Heh, well that's what you get for speaking your mind eh? I'd say FYL, but you have to be A LOT more careful, and that was a bit careless. I have to go YDI on this one.

whogivesaf_ck08 0

Monday 29 June 2009 3:47

ydi....thats rude...they are your family. do you know how many of us dont have family. FU!!!

mrose57 0

Monday 29 June 2009 4:45

Busted! Grandma may be old but apparently her hearing is still fine.

Moemoemoe_fml 0

Monday 29 June 2009 5:35

What a perfect example of complete YDI. A good person will tell you YDI for being a disrespectful jerk about your grandparents. An evil person will yell you YDI for being a moron who didn't check first who he was talking to when badmouthing someone. Both persons are right, YDI for all of the above. XD