Health: Far out, man

Far out, man

By PickedOff - 27/04/2012 08:22 - United States

Today, I was worried about my brother because he said that his new medication was making him hallucinate. I told him he should see a doctor right away. He said it was fine and that he had already seen a doctor. I later found out the doctor he was talking about was a hallucination. FML

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By memoryloss - 04/12/2011 07:04 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor for a check up, having had a head injury a week ago and suffering some memory loss. Turns out, the medicine he gave me for my head has memory loss as a side effect. He then said, "I told you. Don't you remember?" After I said no, he said, "I figured." and giggled. FML

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By Monster-in-law - 09/08/2017 16:30 - United States - Sherwood

Today, I got a call from my brother-in-law's doctor. Apparently he's made threats and fantasizes about killing me. "Notifying you is the protocol for things like this" he said, and ended the conversation with, "have a nice day." FML

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Golden child

By Anonymous - 28/12/2020 19:02 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my mum went and told everyone she only went to the doctor after being ill because my brother told her to. It was me who'd been telling her for weeks to go. FML

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By NewDrugs - 22/02/2013 01:21 - United States - Charlotte

Today, I went back home after seeing the doctor, I told my boyfriend my new medicine might cause some mood swings. He immediately grabbed his phone and pretended to take a call, then rushed out. FML

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By louie - 31/01/2012 20:17 - United States

Today, I went to see a doctor about some of the memory problems I've been having. After the appointment, I could barely remember a thing he told me. FML

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High times

By Anonymous - 03/04/2023 00:00

Today, I got a call from my brother, saying he was losing his mind at work and did not feel well. I went to pick him up. Turns out he decided to try weed for the first time at work and was high AF. Now I'm the little brother babysitting a 35 year-old man child. FML

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Hazmat suit time

By Anonymous - 03/05/2023 13:00 - Kenya - Nairobi

Today, I went to the doctor because I felt sick. He told me to describe the symptoms I had. With every new symptom I described, he took a step back. FML

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By SeeingLlamas - 17/04/2012 09:38 - United States - Knoxville

Today, I have been awake so long I hallucinated a llama in my living room. I have a medical condition that keeps me from sleeping properly. I've run out of medication. I still see the llama. FML

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By D - 03/09/2013 18:04 - United States - Pleasanton

Today, I had to calm my hallucinating mom after she accidentally overdosed on one of her pills, then spend ages trying to protect her from the "monkey" on the wall. FML

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Off his **** on placebos

By being this dumb should hurt - 17/03/2023 18:00 - United States

Today, I had to stop my son from climbing out the window, slithering on the stairs like a snake, and attempting to call 911 to help bring him down from his “bad trip”. What caused all this? His older brother convinced him the dried mushrooms in the kitchen were ‘shrooms and the idiot beloved him. FML

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gunmania0 12

Friday 27 April 2012 14:26

Life is an hallucination.

himoonkey 8

Friday 27 April 2012 14:28

It's like a hallucination within a hallucination... I'm I hallucinating?

Comments

perdix 29

Friday 27 April 2012 21:10

Are you sure you are not an only child and your "brother" is just a hallucination?

misskelskels 0

Friday 27 April 2012 22:43

I think your brother just misunderstood what the doctor said when he told him he needed more mushrooms in his diet. Whoops!

linkinpark98 23

Friday 27 April 2012 22:58

*cough cough* And what medicine is he taking? May I know the name please? *wink wink*

badactor009 0

Friday 27 April 2012 23:02

All the worlds indeed a stage and we are merely players. Performers and portrayers. Each another's audience upon the gilded stage.

Dnigz13 4

Saturday 28 April 2012 0:56

Tell him to share lol

KiddNYC1O 20

Saturday 28 April 2012 3:12

Sounds like Cheech and Chong!

prettigrlwrock 0

Saturday 28 April 2012 7:14

Is the "medication" marijuana??

myopinioncounts 3

Saturday 28 April 2012 11:37

no its not

Awnonymous 4

Saturday 28 April 2012 14:54

Marijuana doesn't make you hallucinate. And hallucinations don't make you go crazy - going crazy makes you go crazy. Just because he is hallucinating doesn't mean he is going to kill you. If you approached him about it he would probably laugh about it.

some_girl9 8

Saturday 28 April 2012 20:50

You think that marijuana causes hallucinations? Aw, you're adorable.

sirdanielson 5

Saturday 28 April 2012 8:58

go write this crap in your diary! this aint FML material..FAIL.

CrazyGirl445 4

Saturday 28 April 2012 14:18

back when I was about 2. I had hives all over my body and I was constantly hullicinating. my mom took me to the ER and they kept sending me home little did anyone know I had a (at the time ) rare heart diease that hardly any one had seen in America. true story. so why don't yall shut your mouth? (:

CrazyGirl445 4

Saturday 28 April 2012 14:20

and no. I wasn't checked out from the hallucination and found the heart disease. since I was so far along in the disease it caused hallucination,hives,and turning purple