Transportation, Embarrassing, Family and Neighbours: Farmville

Farmville

By unwilling redneck - 24/05/2013 22:48 - United States

Today, my uncle drove to my house in his tractor, beer in one hand, and a radio strapped to the dash blasting country music at unimaginable volume. Neither of us live on a farm. Half the neighborhood stood angrily glaring at us until we went inside. FML

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You deserved it 4 598

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Same thing different taste

By redneckfamily - 24/05/2013 07:06 - United States - Roy

Today, I realized my family is the textbook definition of redneck after listening to my grandpa threaten to smash with an excavator the trailer that my uncle lives in behind our house if he didn't return the set of tires he had stolen and pawned from my grandpa's garage. FML

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You deserved it 3 681

Wafting

By Anonymous woman - 05/10/2024 14:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, at a family gathering, I was talking to my uncle about my "awful neighbor who smokes pot all day while listening to shitty bro country, and tries to cover the smell with cheap incense." After a moment of awkward silence, I remembered my cousin, his son, is my neighbor. He was more offended by the fact that I'd insulted his taste in music. FML

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You deserved it 445

Thin blue line

By Anonymous - 30/01/2016 05:07 - United States - San Diego

Today, I called the cops on my elderly neighbor for blaring loud war music yet again. They chatted and laughed with him on his lawn for a good half hour. As they left, he slapped the female officer's ass, only for her to just giggle about it. After they drove off, he fired up his music again. FML

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You deserved it 2 656

By overly nationalistic redneck - 19/10/2013 19:37 - Norway - Ytre Arna

Today, after recently complaining that the reality show "The Great Norway Adventure" portrays us as a country of nationalistic rednecks, I saw my drunk dad chasing my uncle on a tractor while bellowing the national anthem at the top of his lungs. FML

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You deserved it 5 319

By Anonymous - 07/09/2012 22:59 - Australia - Redland Bay

Today, my grandpa was visiting. My neighbors started blasting out rap music, as they've done nearly 24/7 for months, telling me to fuck off when I complain. He went over and screamed he'd gut them like fish if they didn't pipe down. They did. He's 68 and still more intimidating than me. FML

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You deserved it 5 036

Hammerhead

By Anonymous - 18/03/2024 14:00 - United States

Today, we have an asshole neighbor who owns a loud muscle car. Another neighbor called the cops on him for constantly revving the engine and breaking the noise ordinance. He now purposefully drives by their house at odd hours of the night to blare his horn and wake everybody up. I live across the road from them. FML

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You deserved it 78

Some help

By fuckwank - 20/09/2013 20:31 - United States - Red Oak

Today, I offered to help out at my grandpa's farm, and he had me load buckets of water into his trunk. When he came by and saw me struggling to lift a bucket, he sneered, called me a moron for filling it up before putting it in the truck, and told me to just go home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 103

You deserved it 12 450

By buses suck - 15/11/2015 06:06 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I regret asking my neighbor to turn down his music last night. When I left for work, I found his car parked so close to mine that I couldn't squeeze between them. His wife's was parked the same way on the other side. They wouldn't answer their door and I ended up being late to work. FML

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You deserved it 2 253

By Anonymous - 01/05/2015 20:02 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, a drunk man started yelling at the lamppost outside my house, demanding to be let inside, all while my neighbors watched. That man is my dad. FML

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You deserved it 2 466

By lauramarie - 23/07/2011 14:18 - Canada

Today, as I was hung over from a concert and refusing to get out of bed, my dad decided to hook up his top notch speaker system and play Christmas music that shook the house. It's July. Let the family weekend begin. FML

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You deserved it 15 610

MichaelT17 9

Saturday 25 May 2013 5:40

Thug life

grahambertus 11

Saturday 25 May 2013 5:41

You just need to embody the spirit of the redneck. The inner hick wants to be free.

Comments

Polynomial 28

Saturday 25 May 2013 12:57

Hey OP, you make his tractor sexy ;)

Omniprism 14

Saturday 25 May 2013 14:24

I think your uncle sounds awesome.

dwc2134 5

Saturday 25 May 2013 14:41

Worse things have happened, and **** the neighbours. They kinda sounds like they need to take life less seriously, as do you. It's not like anyone involved is getting out alive.

slacker92 9

Saturday 25 May 2013 14:55

Haha SSSSOOOOOOO awesome! I'm actually really jealous of you OP

Kyle_Kawi27 7

Saturday 25 May 2013 15:19

Your neighbors are rude...they do things people dont like but yet they carry on as if its perfectly ok and not noticable.

hillbillyboy1993 7

Saturday 25 May 2013 16:00

what the hell is wrong with that??? sounds like what was left of my ag class's "drive ur tractor to school day" when yuppyville got built around the highschool

PaintedTempest 14

Sunday 2 June 2013 4:26

I would LOVE to have an ag class like that. Our teacher just sit around and text and bs all the time. We don't do anything.

AngrySailor 17

Saturday 25 May 2013 16:14

I used to drive a tractor into the city to mow the large field behind a family members property. Its a tourist town and judging by the number of people taking pics, they have never seen a tractor go through the burger drive through... Your uncle is the shit! Cruising on a tractor when the sun is shining is a nice slow paced way to soak in the scenery and just chill. Almost like an afternoon on a motorcycle. Easier to drink beer on though and cops never pullover tractors!

KylarStern19 7

Saturday 25 May 2013 16:30

You know you're a red neck when...

buddy51 23

Saturday 25 May 2013 17:16

So he escaped from his trailer, evaded grampa and his backhoe, stole a tractor, cranked up the sounds, and drove to your house for refuge! Still, a better love story than Twilight!