By Anonymous - 01/05/2015 20:02 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, a drunk man started yelling at the lamppost outside my house, demanding to be let inside, all while my neighbors watched. That man is my dad. FML
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BoeingAirbus 4

Are you saying that talking to lampposts isn't normal?

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jmigs17 19

Maybe you should have let your dad inside?

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Saraishi 24

Maybe there's a reason he's outside?

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Destinee_1 13

Yeah why didn't you go get your dad? Haha

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TheBelt 19

Not all the time, just when they turn off the lights

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riffehunter 16

yes they can #3, one of the ******* jumped in front of my car while I was reading this.

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jenjen2633 17

Especially when they don't let you into Narnia

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BoeingAirbus 4

Are you saying that talking to lampposts isn't normal?

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ZombieVampirez 24

They hold interesting conversations until the light turns off :)

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1dvos_grl3 21

At that point they've ran out of ideas.

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KitchenPig 16

Should have let your dad inside the lamppost.

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bcofelia 22

Did the lamppost and your dad make up? Because, lamppost's can be assholes.

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JustinJK 21

Why is everyone blaming the lamppost? lamp posts are nice. Mr lamp was probably just standing there minding his own business when these drunkard came along

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91hayek 31

Poor lamp post. Don't hate that which Illuminates.

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CVTTRVN 19

How many lightbulbs does it take for a man to yell at a lamppost?

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Epikatz 22

One, I imagine? Don't ask him to change it though. Drunk people are just awful with ladders.

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eddy1965 6

I can't remember the last time I was locked out of a lamp post.and fortunately neither will your father.

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