Love and Awkward: Fashionista - FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2024 05:00 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, it's been a month since I silently moved on from my online boyfriend. I met him in a chatroom after a break-up. I thought he was my "forever after." He told me he'd lost his feelings for me and told me to wait. I waited, only for him to reveal that he was going on a date by asking me if a shirt was good for him. FML

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Underscore_foo 5

Saturday 2 November 2024 1:59

It’s absurd and insulting to think your “online relationship” ending is anything bad compared to real world problems

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