Stealth

By smellyhair - 02/11/2014 11:28 - United Kingdom

Today, I was shopping for a new deodorant, and this guy was standing in the way. He wouldn't move, so I crouched down to get the one I wanted, right when he did the most violent fart right in my face. Then his wife came over, made a face and he whispered, "I think that girl just farted". FML
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thecuriouskat 20

Honestly, would it have been that hard to say "Excuse me sir, but would you please move?"

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kinky44 28

Behavior like that just blows me away.

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thecuriouskat 20

Honestly, would it have been that hard to say "Excuse me sir, but would you please move?"

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JMichael 25

It wouldn't have but some people can be major assholes.

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Ichiya 29

Ram him then grab your stuff and calmly walk away.

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garrett_8614 14

I'd much rather politely ask him to step a foot or so to the left, than to put my face within farting distance of his ass.

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spamhands1 18

Unlucky, some people are just out of order

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kinky44 28

Behavior like that just blows me away.

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cakefete2 30

I just pictured OP's hair being blown back in the "wind".

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euphoricness 28

Poop in their mouths!

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Misswildsides 22

This doesn't seem like the appropriate situation to do so. Or at any time.

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sweetlysarcastic 3

You must've been in Walmart, sounds like their class of people.

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devildog562 33

You can't avoid them but putting them in the spotlight is usually really effective. "Good lord sir did you just shit your pants? WHEW. Did you have a hamster die in your anus." Make sure you talk loud enough so people hear it too and stare into their eyes while saying it if you can.

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