Feelings

By Anonymous - 29/07/2013 00:46 - United States - Beaumont

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend and I were going at it doggy style, really fast, when she started laughing. I asked her what was so amusing and she giggled, "I can't feel anything in there." FML
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Nekogami 14

Either she's really loose ... Or ...

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blackwidowtaco 31

Yes, cause pointing fingers will just end so well for them both.

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evilpokey 11

insert small Pennis comments here ......

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T9FTW 20

Pennis? Really? -____-

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DKjazz 20

I know we're all tired of ""insert x here" comments, but come on. Look closely at the wording of the comment. Even if you did insert it, we probably wouldn't feel it!

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Zimmington 21

This comment made me think of that family guy episode when Stewie goes into the future

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Goblin182 26

maybe #13 was just trying to make his penis longer.

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crisanba 18

Self-esteem dropping Going soft calling it a night

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DotDootyDot 17

As unfortunate as it is, it leaves me wondering: how long have you two been together? How many times did you have sex before she told you she wasn't feeling anything? Have you asked her if other positions are more pleasurable for her?

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GweedSincE84_fml 15

Op try talking to your girl and find out how to pleasure her. I'm not trying to be sarcastic I'm just saying... If she loves you she'll be so happy that you want to know, she'll be more than willing to teach you every way to please her. So the next time you guys have sex make it all about her. Trust me if you make it about her pleasure you guys will have better sex not to mention more!! It works

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taniamw 9

Fast isn't always best. Slow it down, find the right spot and then she'll be happy. Regardless of how big/small you are, it's how you use it :)

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Slaught000 9

Not your fault she's so loose. Next time she says something like that, put it in her other hole.

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