By LeaveTheGuyAlone - 29/07/2013 00:18 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I found out that my girlfriend hasn't really been "researching" for work on the Internet; she's actually been tweeting the same pathetic plea to a guy from One Direction asking him to "follow" her. She's 29. FML
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mpj13 8

I think your relationship is going in the wrong direction.

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daniel_0084 14

Sucks OP. it's probably just a phase, she'll get over it. (I Hope) make sure she eventually tries to get a job

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daniel_0084 14

Sucks OP. it's probably just a phase, she'll get over it. (I Hope) make sure she eventually tries to get a job

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alexwow1 13

Im happy for you

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SmallyBigs 9

It doesn't look good. Your girlfriend seems to only be moving in one direction.

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TheCanucklehead 22

One direction. Down. Don't follow her there. Birds tweet up above ground, not underground

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AngrySailor 17

The only "phase" 29 year old girlfriends have is distracting you while the pole holes in condoms or swap their BC pills for sugar pills.

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AngrySailor 17

They poke holes*. Why is the edit feature gone on iPhone app? Spelling mistakes happen when you're drinking.

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mbuck87 19

It's at the top right with a timer after you comment

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MuseFan1991 14

my stepmum does this via my nine year old sister's twitter account. i think i know who's more pathetic here :/ also, #1's profile pic is scrummy :)

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SlapAndTickle 20

That's very rude of you Sailor. How can you generalize people like that?

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cottoncandymango 17

Sounds like you two need to take a different direction in your relationship...

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RoseBlack123 37

If she doesn't get over this, your relationship will be headed one direction straight to hell...

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Kateyez_26 13

Kinda sad if you ask me but hey, to each their own!

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ottokat 15

Thats exactly what I thought. I really don't see how this is f***ing your life, OP, unless of course you are jealous of their non existant relationship. It's a bit sad, maybe, but all in all, not your problem. Unless you are willing to give up your liking for Megan Fox or Kate Upton.

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mpj13 8

I think your relationship is going in the wrong direction.

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peff_fml 6

Yet if a man is like this he is a creep.

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monnanon 13

i can assure you that OPs girlfriend is still considered a creep. who does that sure i follow famous people i like on twitter but im not sure i have ever spoken to them on it never mind bombarded them with tweets.

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goth_pixie 15

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brammerderambam 8

And another one is being sucked in, abort op before the ship crashes.

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XxcaitanatorXx 12

Thats kinda sad if you think about it but. Hopefully she gets a job

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phoneYuNOlisten 16

Don't you think she is way too old for that?

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DJisHere11 19

#13 You don't say, that's why he made an FML about it.

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