Intimacy: Feelings

Feelings

By Anonymous - 29/07/2013 00:46 - United States - Beaumont

Today, my girlfriend and I were going at it doggy style, really fast, when she started laughing. I asked her what was so amusing and she giggled, "I can't feel anything in there." FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2010 01:28 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she starts laughing and says, "Wow, this is just too funny." FML

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2013 18:56 - United States - Huntington Park

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend for the first time, and she reached down to feel me up. When her hands got there, she stopped and said, "You're not even hard..." I was. FML

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By katie - 25/05/2011 08:23

Today, as my girlfriend and I were making love, and she started to moan and groan. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "I'm lying, you suck at this." FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2012 19:44 - United Kingdom - Addlestone

Today, I gave my girlfriend an orgasm. It was great until mid-gasm when she swung her arm out and knocked me out. She still can't stop laughing. FML

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Honest

By fml1977 - 04/03/2010 06:43 - United States

Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML

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I am clumsy!

By Anonymous - 16/01/2020 18:00

Today my girlfriend was on top during sex. I went to slap her butt, missed and nailed myself in the balls. We had to stop. She wouldn't stop laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/01/2014 21:04 - United Kingdom - Wrexham

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend, and I really started getting into it. I said, "Hang on tight, this is gonna get intense." She replied, "Doubt it" and yawned. FML

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By StretchNuts - 11/03/2010 12:50 - United States

Today, while getting it on with my wife, I started to talk dirty to her. She started laughing. When I asked her if she wanted me to stop, she just kept on laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2009 20:35 - United States

Today, me and my girlfriend were riding on my motorcycle. While at a stop light, she started to make these weird noises. Turns out she was having an orgasm. I still can't give her one. FML

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By ryan - 10/02/2010 15:08 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Its was pretty good and heavy and she was moaning nicely. Then her moans got softer and softer and then nothing. She fell asleep. FML

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Kimmismith 11

Monday 29 July 2013 9:26

Well that must be a disappointment.

Nekogami 14

Monday 29 July 2013 9:27

Either she's really loose ... Or ...

Comments

mattorama 15

Tuesday 30 July 2013 19:29

She has a cavernous ******. I'd say that's F her life, not yours.

nurchok 15

Tuesday 30 July 2013 19:31

3 words men hate to hear during sex: "Is it in?" Women: "Honey, I'm home!"

love_me_electric 20

Tuesday 30 July 2013 22:19

I think either of those would be bad for both a woman and man to hear

TheModernPatriot 14

Tuesday 30 July 2013 21:03

Yeah, she must be very loose, because no matter what, she should feel something. Besides, I'm not exactly the most endowed man, but I've had several women tell me that I'm the best they've had. Is if true? Ah **** it, but it really is the way you work it.

gx_fml 8

Tuesday 30 July 2013 22:35

Ouch that's must hurt I feel sorry for ya

amp147 9

Wednesday 31 July 2013 7:15

Smh

Matrix159 13

Wednesday 31 July 2013 7:43

Well then... lol

Omniprism 14

Wednesday 31 July 2013 20:31

I think air was the culprit. If air gets in there sometimes it can't escape. She needs to learn to not suck the air in or push it out when she gets the chance.