Health, Dance and Hair: Feet issues - FML

Feet issues

By fet - 23/08/2012 14:30 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I had to shave my feet in order to wear ballet flats. I'm not a hobbit. FML

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By ihatemakingnames - 05/03/2013 00:41 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I trimmed my ear hair, my nose hair, shaved my hobbit feet, and trimmed the little sprouts that give me a unibrow if left alone. I still can't grow a beard. FML

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By Hairytoes - 07/10/2011 10:35 - United States

Today, I could actually feel my toe hairs flapping in the breeze. I'm a girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2009 01:30 - Canada

Today, I got fed up with the amount of hair on my feet, so I went to get my foot hair waxed off. When I removed my socks, the waxer laughed the amount of foot hair. I'm a 18 year old female and it appears I have feet that were last seen on Big Foot. FML

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By sexyhobbit - 12/07/2014 00:26 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I confided to my boyfriend that I have a condition that causes me to grow thick toe hair. He now won't stop calling me "the sexy Hobbit." FML

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Foot soldier

By Anonymous - 22/08/2023 22:00

Today, I wore a new pair of shoes to work. By lunchtime, my feet were covered in blisters and I had to limp my way through the rest of the day. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2015 22:15 - United States - Waynesboro

Today, I realized that while I've been the same minuscule height for the past five years, my feet won't stop growing. I'm 5 foot and a size 12. I look like a clown. FML

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By Sica - 15/03/2012 19:28 - France

Today, I broke my little toe. It got stuck in my panties as I struggled to get a leg through. FML

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By comfort_ - 27/03/2015 03:28 - United States - Dalton

Today, I managed to take an entire shower without realizing my socks were on. I washed my feet. FML

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By scaryhairy - 04/11/2009 01:44 - United States

Today, I accidentally cut myself with a razor blade on my toe. Not only does it sting really badly, but it reinforces the fact that I have abnormally hairy toes that need to be shaved. FML

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A little stiff and rusty

By Footloose - 11/09/2023 14:30

Today, I went for a run to get in shape for the first time in ages. I put on my running shoes and hit the pavement. Halfway through, the sole of one shoe came off, and I had to hobble back home in embarrassment. FML

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Zaros_fml 24

Thursday 23 August 2012 18:55

At least you don't have to walk to Mordor.

boofgall 16

Thursday 23 August 2012 19:00

-sigh- you're*.

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doby199 6

Friday 24 August 2012 17:44

Use nair or something like that instead

xicebearx 8

Saturday 25 August 2012 1:04

Oh but don't you wish you were....

mccutie936 6

Saturday 25 August 2012 6:50

Sorry bilbo...

momogal 22

Saturday 25 August 2012 8:47

women get hair on their feet. Some get more, some get less. For some, it's dark, others so light that it is nearly invisible. Shave and move on.

bell1994 8

Saturday 25 August 2012 9:53

Have you been seeing any tall wizards dressed in grey lately? He might have something about it. Him and that tricky little ring you have to carry around

undrglass 2

Saturday 25 August 2012 10:45

Wax them instead... Hair will grow I'm thinner after waxing.

thebacons200212 5

Saturday 25 August 2012 17:19

Are you Michelle Obama?

pancakes_O_O 3

Sunday 26 August 2012 3:35

That's fine; I have hairy feet too. I bet occasional waxing will eventually make the darkness of the hair go away.

taywidd123 6

Sunday 26 August 2012 7:35

Don't worry, you're not the only one. I work with a hobbit.

FrecklestheClare 6

Tuesday 28 August 2012 5:44

I'm there with you, man :c

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