Health, Dance and Hair: Feet issues

Feet issues

By fet - 23/08/2012 14:30 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I had to shave my feet in order to wear ballet flats. I'm not a hobbit. FML

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By ihatemakingnames - 05/03/2013 00:41 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I trimmed my ear hair, my nose hair, shaved my hobbit feet, and trimmed the little sprouts that give me a unibrow if left alone. I still can't grow a beard. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 217

You deserved it 2 764

By Hairytoes - 07/10/2011 10:35 - United States

Today, I could actually feel my toe hairs flapping in the breeze. I'm a girl. FML

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You deserved it 17 460

By Anonymous - 22/12/2009 01:30 - Canada

Today, I got fed up with the amount of hair on my feet, so I went to get my foot hair waxed off. When I removed my socks, the waxer laughed the amount of foot hair. I'm a 18 year old female and it appears I have feet that were last seen on Big Foot. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 065

You deserved it 4 101

By sexyhobbit - 12/07/2014 00:26 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I confided to my boyfriend that I have a condition that causes me to grow thick toe hair. He now won't stop calling me "the sexy Hobbit." FML

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You deserved it 7 341

Foot soldier

By Anonymous - 22/08/2023 22:00

Today, I wore a new pair of shoes to work. By lunchtime, my feet were covered in blisters and I had to limp my way through the rest of the day. FML

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You deserved it 379

By Anonymous - 16/01/2015 22:15 - United States - Waynesboro

Today, I realized that while I've been the same minuscule height for the past five years, my feet won't stop growing. I'm 5 foot and a size 12. I look like a clown. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 076

You deserved it 6 092

By Sica - 15/03/2012 19:28 - France

Today, I broke my little toe. It got stuck in my panties as I struggled to get a leg through. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 739

You deserved it 6 410

By comfort_ - 27/03/2015 03:28 - United States - Dalton

Today, I managed to take an entire shower without realizing my socks were on. I washed my feet. FML

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You deserved it 10 189

By scaryhairy - 04/11/2009 01:44 - United States

Today, I accidentally cut myself with a razor blade on my toe. Not only does it sting really badly, but it reinforces the fact that I have abnormally hairy toes that need to be shaved. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 001

You deserved it 5 184

A little stiff and rusty

By Footloose - 11/09/2023 14:30

Today, I went for a run to get in shape for the first time in ages. I put on my running shoes and hit the pavement. Halfway through, the sole of one shoe came off, and I had to hobble back home in embarrassment. FML

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You deserved it 111

Zaros_fml 24

Thursday 23 August 2012 18:55

At least you don't have to walk to Mordor.

boofgall 16

Thursday 23 August 2012 19:00

-sigh- you're*.

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howrudoin 11

Thursday 23 August 2012 20:12

Hairy feet with socks on sucks also, rug burns for days sometimes.

b00ms 1

Thursday 23 August 2012 20:40

Gross images

PYLrulz 17

Thursday 23 August 2012 20:43

I think your feet disagree with you

taliayungdiva 9

Thursday 23 August 2012 21:51

Wait you can grow hair on your feet?

2dog 15

Thursday 23 August 2012 22:02

You should try waxing it's much more attractive

HickChick23 0

Thursday 23 August 2012 22:18

I shave my toes

Dracoboxer357 35

Friday 24 August 2012 4:00

70- I once waxed my toes on a dare. Never again. :p

haj_fml 4

Thursday 23 August 2012 22:23

Woo! Bristollllll

RaggleFrock 13

Friday 24 August 2012 5:42

Same!

Kiki242 19

Thursday 23 August 2012 22:31

They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!

liquidluck 2

Thursday 23 August 2012 22:33

Definitely should have waxed them instead. Now they'll grow back coarser and possibly darker :o

fail_gurl21 7

Thursday 23 August 2012 22:36

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

SkoomaKi 27

Thursday 23 August 2012 22:46

Your username does you justice.

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Feet issues

Same thing different taste

Foot soldier

A little stiff and rusty

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