By Anonymous - 16/01/2015 22:15 - United States - Waynesboro

Today, I realized that while I've been the same minuscule height for the past five years, my feet won't stop growing. I'm 5 foot and a size 12. I look like a clown. FML
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Wolfparable 22

Take advantage and try out for the hobbit films?

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joe3_fml 15

You know what they say about big feet ;)

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VampOfSavannah 31

There is no scientific proof to support that theory.

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onlychildFTW 33

There's no scientific proof that big feet = big dick. But, lots of the girls I've met in school and so forth seem to think there is. So it may not be true but it certainly can't hurt. Haha.

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kpohil 13

what they say is big feet big ears, then you must have a big thing. otherwise u ugly. if this is true imagine dumbo

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drkprincesslaura 11

That's what I was wondering. And it's an overwhelming number that's saying this. 0.o

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cryssycakesx3 22

big foundation, big house.

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mct_1087 27

They be saying "Damn, you got some big feet!"

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T1A2Z3 34

Big lower arms. They're generally the same length. Your wrist to your elbow usually equals your foot length.

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Wolfparable 22

Take advantage and try out for the hobbit films?

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Wolfparable 22

C'mon I never get to tell jokes let me have my out dated moment!

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NeatNit 32

for the record that was remarkably clever :)

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poppunkette 22

#10 they will always be making those hobbit films!

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zinoxity 23

I feel like penguin would be a more suitable and awesome comparison. But FYL op.

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Tiegan_waz_here 8

I have the same problem don't worry, you're not alone!

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ruckfules85 34

Well bright side. People enjoy the circus :)

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cheeeksss 29

But not necessarily clowns. Some people are rather terrified of them. I am one of said people...

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Wolfparable 22

Real talk people who enjoy clowns are the strange ones

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Ichiya 29

Op can then have fun terrifying people.

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LauraCoxyCox 9

I think this is a genuine concern. Have your hands, jaw and brow continued to grow too?

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Neesalun 20

Aw! That really sucks! I wear a 10 women's, but am 5'8". I feel like a hulk at times and feel a tad envious at girls with size 6 or 7.

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Angel1000168 16

I'm 6' and wear a womens size 11. My mum and sister both wear 7/8 and call my shoes flippers. It is a real pain in the butt to shop for shoes - most stores stock up to size 10. I feel your pain!

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Dynosaur_dollie 38

I am the same height and shore size as you. It's the worst when there's a super cute pair of shoes and it's only in the smaller sizes. However at least our feet are proportionate to our height, poor op would look like a hobbit.

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drkprincesslaura 11

I know how you feel!! I'm 5'5 and wear an 11 WIDE! My feet are weird. Bigger in the front, smaller in the back. And look like they're a size 6 or 7. >.

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T1A2Z3 34

I don't know how you manage that.. I'm an 8 and I can rarely find shoes that fit me. Finding women's size 10 must be a nightmare. I'm so sorry.

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