Fellas, is it gay to drink Mountain Dew?

By Anonymous - 01/07/2021 18:01

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Today, I was lying in bed when my sister came home. She had a Mountain Dew, so of course I asked for some. She then told me she just sucked dick. FML
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Sweetie 5

At least she told you before you drank it.

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cuz803 44

I respect her honesty. You should too cause she gave you a warning you didn't want but surely as hell needed. 🤣 It might have been possible she sucked dick for the Mountain Dew as well.

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Sweetie 5

At least she told you before you drank it.

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diraven 15

How much could she really backwash though, am I right?

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cuz803 44

I respect her honesty. You should too cause she gave you a warning you didn't want but surely as hell needed. 🤣 It might have been possible she sucked dick for the Mountain Dew as well.

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Chazzster 28

It is possible that sister came up with a way to keep the Mountain Dew to herself by inventing a story…

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jc1015 25

that's what I would've done. you want mountain dew? get up off your lazy ass and get your own

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Brightside86 30

Statistics show that nearly half of people who have ever had Mointain Dew will at some point suck a dick. The stats don't lie, drink at your peril!

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Dissapointment 11

Statistics also show that 98.6% of them are men 😳

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EBrogen 12

At least you have a future bargaining chip. Throw in a hummer from your sister and you'll get all kinds of discounts.

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