Fetishes come in all sizes

By unboned - 11/05/2016 17:30 - United States - Katy

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend got a raging boner while looking around at a gun store. He hasn't had any sexual interest in me in months. FML
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EnderNutt 16

Have you tried polishing his pistol once in a while?

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FastTurtle9 14

Dump him before he cheats on you with his sister.

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LoZelda123 20

that's pretty serious...you better talk with him and see what's up.

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sturschaedel 27

Run! He was probably contemplating where to bury you...

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FMLintheanus 12

looking at the location, it's probably because you aren't his 2nd cousin...

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JustASpectator 8

Just America things, everyday problems...

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Catdragon 40

this is when you bring a gun into the bedroom or dress up as a sexy rifle

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Lolipop2241030 14

I Gotta Girl you wanna meet her Her name is Nine Milimeter I gotta milimeter ready to go off any minute so you feel it ;)

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