Pretty sure girls are the same way makeup lol

Maybe his other pistol fires blanks and he is too embarrassed to admit it. Or this is his way of getting fired up. Maybe you should go all Tackleberry(from police academy) and use gun oil instead of perfume. Just use his interest in guns to your advantage and make it clear that your interested in checking out his piece.

For both their sakes (if he's cheating) I hope he's shooting blanks.

Try talking dirty to him by telling him you want some glock, and then show him the target you drew on your ass. Every time he hits it, say, "ding." This should get you plenty of repeter action. Especially if your ass looks like the broadside of a barn.

Hate to break it to you but you're dating a serial killer

Honestly I would too

I would think your boyfriend is gay and was checking out the guys in three gun store.

Try standing naked while holding some guns for him. Might get him going

That sucks OP :(.

'Murica!!!!