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Fight Yoga, try anxiety!

By thegoalie - 16/09/2019 04:00 - United Kingdom - Sheffield

Today, I overheard this girl I don't really know say that she had cramps. Trying to be helpful, I turned round and told her she should stretch out where she had them. She then asked how the fuck she was supposed to stretch her ovaries. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2013 07:11 - United States - Vallejo

Today, I was stretching after a group run. I noticed one of the girls was having problems balancing, so I told her that I have horrible balance too, but that it'll get better. She sneered and said she had a brain tumor when she was a kid, and that's why she has such bad balance. FML

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By love4cheese1197 - 02/08/2019 20:00

Today, I had to listen to my best friend explain how to properly unstick one's balls from one's leg. I'm a girl. FML

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By Sam - 09/01/2018 19:00

Today, I had debilitating stomach cramps and told my mom, but she said she was too tired to take me to the ER. I had appendicitis. Thanks Mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2015 15:18 - United States

Today, the pills my doctor prescribed for my extremely painful period cramps apparently have a side effect; excruciatingly painful cramps. I feel like I'm being repeatedly stabbed in the ovaries with a rusty fork. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/06/2013 03:57 - United States

Today, after months of incredibly painful stomach cramps, I convinced my mom that I needed to see a doctor. Not even 2 minutes into the exam, the doctor tells me that I'm heavily constipated and advised some "prune juice" to help "clear all that shit out". My mom won't stop laughing at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2011 23:29 - United States

Today, I went to get an ultrasound of my reproductive system done because I was having some abdominal pain. Everything was fine until the tech suddenly gasped and said, "Oh my God! You have two uteruses! Want me to print off a picture so you can show them off to your friends?" FML

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By Tor - 21/04/2009 00:11 - United States

Today, I was in class and felt a sharp pain in my stomach. I began to scream and cry because the pain was horrible, so the teacher called 911. After being rushed to the hospital, I was told that "I had gas cramps and would be fine." My whole class was listening on speakerphone to make sure I was ok. FML

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By donuts678 - 16/08/2015 23:37 - United States - Passaic

Today, at the camp that I work at, a little girl asked to "feel" my muscles. Thinking it was cute, I flexed for her. She laughed and said, "No, really." FML

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By Inpain - 08/07/2023 10:00

Today, I was having the worst period cramps you could ever imagine. I cancelled the date I had with my "boyfriend." He replied, “Isn’t there some medicine you can take to make it go away?” When I told him I did and still had them, he said, “Fine, lose my number, I’ll find a girl who doesn’t have that shit.” FML

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Awww Sweaty, don't worry

By sopheeah - 29/05/2012 07:54 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, my boyfriend called me, panicking. Apparently he had a headache, but wasn't concentrating on what tablets he grabbed, and accidentally took tablets for "relief of period pain". He was convinced he was going to grow ovaries overnight. FML

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core01 30

Monday 16 September 2019 4:45

"Trying to be helpful" by barging into a convo, in which you didn't know the topic nor thr people, so that you could explain to her how to "fix it". That's not helpful, that's just being a jerk.

JackWood 20

Monday 16 September 2019 5:55

You were mansplaining cramps? You really are a numb nuts!

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zoelog 10

Monday 16 September 2019 4:04

she was rude but come on. are you not aware of periods and cramps? ydi

core01 30

Monday 16 September 2019 4:45

"Trying to be helpful" by barging into a convo, in which you didn't know the topic nor thr people, so that you could explain to her how to "fix it". That's not helpful, that's just being a jerk.

JackWood 20

Monday 16 September 2019 5:55

You were mansplaining cramps? You really are a numb nuts!

DogStew 20

Monday 16 September 2019 6:51

Simply explain that you can stretch her ovaries for her.

rustybucket 24

Monday 16 September 2019 8:07

Bro this takes mansplaining to a new level

RichardPencil 30

Monday 16 September 2019 9:37

Kegels. YWIA

raven_of_azarath 34

Monday 16 September 2019 12:45

While you were definitely out of line by jumping in like that, it is possible to stretch for period cramps too. My friend who has PCOS taught me. You just lay on you back and stretch your arms above your head without arching your back. Stretches out your whole torso, and surprisingly does relieve some of the pain.